Instead of them entertaining me, We ended up getting to know each other. The whole entertaining thing almost resulted them into breaking each others bones by jumping on each other.
I don't really find that entertaining at all.
" We don't really weigh much, so it's ok for us to jump on each other," Said Luke, whileI rolled my eyes. PPSSSHH! As if! I thought.
" Yeeeaaah, I'm not taking any chances. If you break your bones and are not able to perform. Your fans would hate on me and I obviously do not want Mila to hate on me," I already know what happens when she's mad, I don't need to know what the results are of her hating me.
Awkwardness filled both rooms so I said, " So Lu-u-u-ke," I paused and nervously inhaled a breath for the upcoming question, " Are you gay?"
Luke widened his eyes, then pouted adorably while crossing his arms. The three males on the other hand, laughed,fell off their chair and continued to laugh on the ground.
Who still does that these days?
After a while, they still kept on laughing, and Luke and I looked unimpressed by their actions. Just as we thought they were going to stop, they took a peek at us and began to do it again. It was getting annoying by now, so I just went to grab the book that Mila made me.
Well, if they aren't going to tell me anything. Might as well put the book for good use. I thought.
I was that bored. I flipped the cover of the book and I found numerous of 5SOS posters. I took them all out and began to examine them. They didn't actually look that bad but being me, Mackenzie the 5SOS non-lover, I began to think that something was wrong.
I got up and went to one of my drawers to grab a sharpie and went back to sit down on my chair. I closed the cover of the book and layed the poster on top. You probably already know what's I am going to do, but this is actually a hobby of mine. I've got loads of 1D posters that have been given to me, but they are all drawn on by me.
I decided to just give them mustaches, if I could since their mouths were all doing something. I started with Luke because his philtrum was the one with most space. I knew how to draw types of mustaches so I decided to give him a 'Spain' mustache and raised one of his eyebrows- well drew another eyebrow- and made it extra thick.
Then, I worked on Calum. Ew. I worked on Calum? I am just going to now forget that I even thought that. I decided to give him a 'Norway' mustache and a pair of big ears, also adding some ear wax and dirt.
I added slobber and saliva dripping out of Michael's tongue. I didn't really feel like adding a mustache on his face, so I decided to just draw poop on top of his head with the very little amount of space I had.
Last, but not least, Ashton. I didn't actually know what to do with him, so I just gave him long hair and some fangs.
I went to the far wall across the room, while grabbing some tape at the process, and taped it on my wall. Once I got back, I noticed that they were all sitting back theire previous positions and they had their attention on the poster across the room.
I blocked their view and said, " Sooooo. What do you want to do now?"
" Tell us about yourself!!" Michael shouted. Why does it have to be me we are talking about?
" As you already know, my name is Mackenzie Rayers or Kenz or Kenzie. Whatever you want. I have one sister and one brother. My best friend's name is Mila and She is obsessed with 5 Seconds of Summer. So is my sister, Kelsie, as you have already seen. They are also obsessed with One Direction. I hate both bands. Sorry, not sorry. And to annoy them with their obsessions, I like to qoute their songs," I said in one breath.
" You don't really hate us, do you?" Aksed Michael as Luke bit his lip and Calum gave me puppy dog eyes. What does Ashton do? He just sat there with the most creepiest smile I have ever seen.
" Well-"
"You see-"
"I don't actuall-"
" Fine, what ever. I don't hate you," I said as I crossed my arms and rolled my eyes.
They all cheered and began to dance around the room. Just as Ashton was about to say something, my mom shouted for me to come meet someone downstairs.
" Ok, so it was fun talking to you guys. I hope we never, and I mean ever, have to cross paths ever again. It was a very weird, but fun, time. Sooooooo, yeah. BYE!!!" And with that I ended the conversation, logged out of my account, and shut my laptop down.
After that, I went downstairs to see who I had to meet. I entered the living room to see four women sitting down along with my mom and my brother Nathan, but no Kelsie. I guess she must have gone to try to go find 5SOS, because there is this rumor going on that they were going to stay in our town for a few months for who-knows-what. Uggghh! Finally! That grouchy old hag is finally gone!
I switched my attention to four women in our living room. My mom had a smile on her face and it was like one of those smiles you would use when something out of the ordinary happened. I rarely see her use those smiles, but maybe because I don't really like to look at it when it comes to her. You would think that it's rude of me to say that, but not when it looks like she's constapated. Maybe it's because the effort she is using to smile is HUGE!
My mom then starts to talk, " Kenz, Nate. These women are old friends of mine back from Australia. Meet Joy Hood, Liz Hemmings, Anne Marie Irwin, and Karen Clifford."
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Meeting the Band I Hate ( 5 Seconds of Summer)
Teen Fiction"Well, I don't want ice cream. What else do you want to do?" He sighed. "Maybe I want to kiss you." Personally, Kenzie Rayers never understood why 5SOS was even a thing. She didn't even understand why her best friend liked them. Sure, she was quic...
