THE AMAZING DICK GRAYSON

#OnlyinGotham

Anonymous said:

I was reading the Gotham City Handbook (Yes that's a thing apparently) and under emergency protocol, it says to call the GCPD and I'm laughing so hard right now!

#OnlyinGotham

#WhoTFCallsThePolice

#WhatDoYouThinkThisIs?

#Metropolis?

#UShineTheBatsignal

Anonymous said:

#OnlyInGotham is it considered an insult to say someone punches like Superman. Seriously, though. That guys has terrible fighting form, and all of Gotham knows it.

#LearnToThrowAPunch

#OrBlock

#WaxOn

#WaxOff

Anonymous said:

Working in a Gotham coffee shop is as you'd expect; constant robberies, villains and heroes coming in at stupid hours for a caffeine fix (there is a strict no fighting rule). But this morning Red Robin comes in, seemingly fine before ordering the most caffeinated drink we have  and passing out right then and there.

#OnlyInGotham

#YouOkayThereRob

#MaybeIShouldGetMedicalTraining

#JusticeInCase

Anonymous said:

Batman showed up to a Riddler robbery. Riddles went into a monologue and did his evil laugh thing a little to hard and started having an asthma attack. Batman rolled his eyes , reached into his utitlity belt, and pulled out AN INHALER LABELLED "EDDIE."

#OnlyInGotham

#BlessYourHeart

Anonymous said:

#OnlyInGotham do you have Red Hood and Red Robin listening to your grandma when she lectures them for locking Robin in the Batmobile.

#YouGoGrandma

Anonymous said:

The headline of the Gotham Herald says, 'Gotham Being Considered to Host Next Olympics,' so we've all been super stressed out today. Even Joker is just staring at the newspaper and screaming.

#OnlyInGotham

#HallOfFameBadIdea

Anonymous said:

Everyone is chanting 'harley' over and over, I look outside, she was chasing a known abuser around (GPD DO YOUR D**M JOB) and bats is watching, I'll update if he intervenes)

UPDATE: Harley and Bats joined FORCES ON BEATING him

UPDATE: Bats stopped and pulled Harley off before they killed him