HACKED || A BTS Fanfic

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Y/n:

Hi, welcome to Chimmy's

 
MochiJ:
oh mY GOD

 
JustinSeagull:
SKSKSKSKSKS💀💀💀
LMAO

JoonieBoonie:
@ that one vine

 
Y/n:
Well no shit
anYWAYS
I sent that bc I don't actually know how to start a conversation 🗿🗿
but that's not the point
I need advise

ChefBoyarjin:
?? Why, what's going on

Y/n:
Oh you know...
um
Taylor might have
Set me up with a

MeanYogiBear:
A what?

Y/n:
oof uh
a blind date 😶

Everyone:
...

Everyone:
wHAAAAT???!

JustinSeagull:
nO, I WON'T ALLOW IT 😡😡

ChefBoyarjin:
NEITHER WILL I >:(

AngelHobi:
IF YOU WANTED TO GO ON A DATE YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME :(

Taelian:
yEAH!!
..wait what

MeanYogiBear:
hoSEOK BACK TF OFF

Y/n:
oms guys

AngelHobi:
sHE'S GOING ON A DATE
IM NOT WASTING ANYMORE TIME >:(
gOTTA CLAIM WHAT'S MINE

Y/n:
what
guys

JoonieBoonie:
whAT'S YOURS???
I THINK TF NOT

MochiJ:
mCSCUSE ME BITCH?!
she's obviously mINE
shE EVEN CALLED ME HER 'BABY'

Y/n:
gUYS

 
Taelian:
wHAT DO YOU MEAN??
sHE'S MY MEME WIFE

Y/n:
omg

ChefBoyarjin:
y'all better bACK TF UP BEFORE YOU GET SMACKED TF UP

JustinSeagull:
fIGHT ME OLD MAN

ChefBoyarjin:
junGKOOK YOU WANNA DIE?!

Y/n:
GUYS
sTFU

Everyone:
...

Y/n:
NOW I'M GOING ON THIS DATE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
bc Taylor promised me free food
bUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT
THE POINT IS I NEED HELP AND I ASKED YOU
HELP ME GOSH DAMMIT >:(

Everyone:
yes Y/n..

Y/n:
Thank you :)

 
JoonieBoonie:
...so what's his name?

Y/n:
Taylor said his name was Yejun

Taelian:
hmm
what does he look like?

Y/n:
Tae, it's a blind date
idk what he looks like
but this isn't what I need help with

MeanYogiBear:
What do you mean?

Y/n:
Well..
I've only ever been on one date
which ik isn't the coolest thing to admit
but
I don't know what to say..
and I don't know how to flirt..
so I need your help

MochiJ:
Awe Y/n..
ofc we'll help you :)

JustinSeagull:
We will?

AngelHobi:
yes, we will

JoonieBoonie:
We may not approve of this guy
but
we want you to be happy :)

Y/n:
you guys make it seem like I'm marrying the guy lol
But thank you :)

ChefBoyarjin:
Just don't do anything I wouldn't do
like being ugly :)

MeanYogiBear:
...
What he means to say is be yourself
if the guy doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it

Y/n:
Oms stop im gonna cry
thank you guys, I really needed this

JoonieBoonie:
Never hesitate to ask us for help when you need it okay?

Y/n:
Yeah, okay :)
Shit gtg

AngelHobi:
What? Why? :(

Y/n:
Bc my date's here

Everyone:
WHAT?! ALREADY?!

 
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It's like -8 degrees where I live :")

unedited

~ dawn✨