Me: *calmly listening to VY2's version of Two Faced Lovers*
Phone #1: *alert* Child abduction in (insert city like 20 minutes away).
Me: *recovers from mini heart attack* *starts to get scared*
Phone #2: *goes off with same alert*
Me: *has second heart attack*
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Me: *paranoid*
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Me: *stops being a hikkikomori to go sit with family so I won't get abducted*
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When Joka Doesn't Sleep
De TodoSo on a whim during a lack of sleep I did a thing. The thing was random. The thing was awesome. Warning: Cursing, slight pervy-ness, Hetalia, RANDOMNESS and spoilers. PROCEED WITH CAUTION DEARIES. And Kuro you don't even wanna look.
