I SWEAR

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF MY FUTURE HUSBAND/BOYFRIEND/GUY FRIEND EVER SAYS THAT PERIODS AREN'T THAT BAD

I AM GOING TO KICK HIM IN THE BALLS EVERY TIME I GET A CRAMP.

AND WHEN I DIE, EVEN IF I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN,

I WILL MAKE A TRIP THERE.

JUST TO PUNCH EVE IN THE THE GUT AND THE MOUTH.

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