Clash of the Brats : A Collab with the_hooded_girl

IX - Hisayo

A/N: Enjoy! XD Oh, and guess I was having a Sailor Moon moment in my art this time around. Does anyone else think about that while looking at the cover this week? O.o LOL xD

The hooded girl: Our mystery guest for today is… Hisayo Nakamura! Welcome Hisayo. How have you been?

 Hisayo: Am I expected to give a faked, sugar-coated answer? Or should I be blunt?

 The hooded girl: *shrinks away from the hostile air* An… honest… answer… I guess…

 Amaterasu: Eheheh, I think we all know how she's been THG ^^''''' How about a less dangerous question? Like.....Er....well, damn, I'm not sure this IS a less dangerous question out there right now. ^_^''''

Amaterasu: Oh, wait! I know! Hisayo, do you know....the Muffin Man?

Hisayo:....*genuinely baffled * Who?

 The hooded girl: Oh! The one who lives on Drury Lane?

 Amaterasu: Yes! That one! So, Hisayo, do you know him?

 Hisayo: Am I supposed to?

 Amaterasu: Well, for Akira's sake, probably. That kid likes to eat, haha!

 Hisayo:...hmm...I guess it wouldn't be bad to know him then. He makes...muffins? 

The hooded girl: Well… he is called the Muffin Man.

Hisayo: The Muffin Man....on Drury Lane...

Amaterasu: *leans over and whispers to THG* Phew, got her mind on something else now. Way to nearly cause a disaster. But what now?

The hooded girl: It was just a simple question! I was being polite. Hmmm… *thinking on how to proceed* we can ask about her team.

Amaterasu: *nods * I think that topic might be okay.

*Hisayo stands up and begins to walk from stage *

Amaterasu: Wait, where are you going!?

Hisayo: To meet the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane.

Amaterasu: *snorts * Despite the monotone voice, it sounds very funny spoken that way.

The hooded girl: Wait! *sweatdrops as Hisayo looks at her questioningly * Uhm… He is closed today! Yes! That’s it!

Hisayo: Closed? In the middle of the week?

Amaterasu: Well...He has to have a day off too. >>

Hisayo: Why are you both sweating?

The hooded girl: It’s warm in here. Isn’t it warm in here? I think it is.

Amaterasu: Yeah, it's quite hot *Air conditioner blowing on top of them...for the past ten minutes. *

Hisayo: .....

*Kakashi suddenly bursts through the door. * Hisayo! There you are! Thank goodness I got here before these two did anything to you.

Amaterasu: Uh-oh....

Hisayo: Wait, are they the ones that caused your disappearance you told me about?

Kakashi: Ehehe, maybe.

Hisayo: *Electricity sparking from her fist as her eyes find the two girls* Is that so? Then I take it, this 'Muffin Man' was some kind of ploy to as well?

Amaterasu: T.T Don't hurt us, Hisayo! We were only trying to help you not think about everything you've been through so far in the story!

The hooded girl: Way to go, Ami! What did you just tell me about sensitive subjects? *turns to Hisayo * We only wanted to make you forget what he put you through *diverts attention from herself and Amaterasu by pointing towards Kakashi *

Kakashi: * Pales * Now wait one second...Hisayo, I'm only here to save you from them.

Hisayo: The only one who needs saving here, is you. Both you and Akio.

Amaterasu: *Whispers to thehoodedgirl * Nice! Now for our great escape! xD

Kakashi: W-wait, let's talk about this Hisayo.

The hooded girl: *nods at Amaterasu and silently slides from chair* *whispers at Amaterasu* The back exit. Quietly. *points at emergency exit at the end of the stage*

Hisayo: You've had plenty of chances to "talk about this".

Kakashi: But I didn't know all of this chaos was going to happen!

*Amaterasu and thehoodedgirl sneaking*

Hisayo: More excuses...

Kakashi: But THEY'RE the writers! They planned this whole thing!

*Both girls freeze*

Amaterasu *turns head nervously to see Kakashi pointing at them. Pales* Gyah! So much for a quiet escape! RUN!

The hooded girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP! * makes a run for it* See you all next time!