Dogfighting Season 1 (Super smash bros. ultimate story)

Of course...

My food arrived in half an hour. I hadn't even touched my chocolate syrup, just kinda fumbled around with it in my hands. I couldn't even think straight. I just stared at the mountain of food, not touching any of it for a good ten seconds. I finally realized just how hungry I was. I dug right into a beautiful cake that I had ordered during my... *ahem* 'moment'. It was three layered, with chocolate caramel candies on top, one for each slice. I had three slices of that. Then, a speaker in the corner of my room interrupted my stress relief. "The first round of the tournament is starting, please enjoy the show!" Said the lovely robotic british lady. A circular hole opened up in my cieling, and a projector came down from the hole. A second hole appeared, a thin rectangular hole. A projector screen unravleled its way down. The lights in my room dimmed, and the projector turned on. The screen showed that logo, the circle with the intersecting lines. I found a bag of potato chips in the pile of food, and I pulled that out. I also found a half-gallon jug of chocolate milk. This should take my mind off of things! I pull up a chair and grab my snacks and waited in anticipation to see people getting the living tar beat out of them. I waited for a hood two minutes in almost total darkess, except for the bright red logo on the screen. The screen cut to a bright full white, and the word "fighters:" swooped in from the upper-right to the upper-left corner, and then the photos of the people fighting came in and filled the rest of the screen. There was some kind of bootleg fursona looking dude, an angsty turtle, a chicken who was absolutely obsessed with pink, and... THE MAYOR. of course. Of fucking course. How come he's up first?! This is bullshit! The screen turned to the stage with the fighters already on the stage. The match started, and the Mayor dashed over to the pink girl and dug a hole right under her, trapping her instantly! He then set off fireworks, and she was sent flying. He took a few shots at her with his slingshot and nailed every shot. He finally threw her off the stage, and down she went. The turtle sent the dollar tree fursona flying off the stage, then got completely devastated by the Mayor. The Mayor won, rather quickly. Of course he would. He's great at everything. Almost perfect in every single damn way. I hate it.