Dogfighting Season 1 (Super smash bros. ultimate story)

Cloud.

"What the hell???" Said the man with a confused look on his face. "I don't like the way you talk to me and the mayor, so stop it, ya massive jerk-hole!" I gave him another weak slap to show that I mean buisness. He laughed so hard I thought his lungs were gonna collapse. "Oh my fucking god, that's the cutest shit ever!" He exclaimed. "Fine, you win, but only because you're too fucking precious for me to even THINK about hurting you. But, you'te fucked in the tournament, however, if that's the best you can do. If that's all you got, then you're just easy pickings. A free win for anyone who goes up against you. A participation trophy. Let's go do this shit, eh?" He said still chuckling. I hopped off of his shoulders. And once again, justice has been served by the great Isabelle! "No, Cloud, I think that we're much better off without you hanging out with us or even speaking to us again, ya rat bastard. How dare you even think that we're cool after that?! You insulted Isabelle, then you threatened me. get the FUCK out of here, and NEVER come back." Said the Mayor. "Well, damn. Fine. But one last thing; either you teach that mutt to actually fight, or she's as good as dead in the tournament." Said Cloud. The mayor lifted up his shirt to reveal a GUN?! WHAT THE H*CK?!? Cloud immediately hauled all the way over to the elevators and closed the doors. "Mayor, why do you need a gun?! That's super dangerous! What if you hurt someone?!" I said panicky. "Don't worry about it, Isabelle, it's just for show, it's a prop." Said the mayor. Oh, okay. Phew. I thought that the Mayor legitimately had a gun there for a second. "Well, shoot. What are we gonna do now, mister Mayor?" I asked. "Lets, just... umm... all go do a training session together.