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"This is Tortimer Island, it's from your town. How have you not seen it?!" She asked, shocked. "I was always behind the counter in the town hall, I never really got out much. I was constantly doing work. I never had time to go do stuff like that, I guess." I said. "Anyways, first one to knock the other into the water wins the bet. You ready?" She said. "You know it!" I exclaimed. "Match starts in... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Begin." Said the british robot again. Samus charged at me full-speed, and I quickly dug through my pockets for my fishing rod, pulled it out, and cast if at her, snagging her suit by the shoulder. I then threw her into the water. "Too easy! I'll take that two hundred dollars, please!" I exclaimed, with a massive grin. "Damn it... Fine. I guess you win." She said, totally surprised as she was coming back to shore. I never had a doubt in my mind that I'd lose, That's why I agreed. She handed me a thick stack of green notes. The room reverted back to normal, and The door opened again. "So what are you gonna spend the money on?" Asked Samus, still wringing out her hair. "I'm gonna go take the Mayor and do something fun!" I said, already thinking of all the possibilities. Bowling? Meeh, I've never been bowling. Golfing? Nah, too boring. Fishing? Maybe, I like fish and water, but I don't like deep oceans or lakes. I'll think of something. "Don't spend it all on something stupid! Or else I'll ask for a full refund!" She joked. I heard someone running behind us, so I stepped out of the way. They snatched my money while they ran past me, and Samus looked like she was ready to murder. She dashed after the figure, who attempted to make it to the elevator, but Samus was hauling towards the figure too fast. She rammed them, full-speed, and proceeded to beat the actual living brain cells out of them with her taser pistol. She took back the money, as well as started digging through the figure's pockets, pulling out a wierd looking blue laser-y pistol. She walked back over to me,  handed me the cash and continued like nothing happened. "Wooow! Where'd you learn that?!" I exclaimed in awe. "I picked it up down on good old SR388." Said Samus. "What's that?" I asked. "Traumatizing. Death trap for anyone other than me." She said, with the face of someone suffering severe war flashbacks.

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