IronDad/Spidey Son One-Shots

Creepy Crawlies

A/N: So..... I'm not dead. Sorry for the serious lack of absence! I'm trying to get requests done as fast as possible, but for now, they are closed. But here is something to tide you guys over.

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Peter Parker is Spiderman. Bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip. This in no way indicated that he had some secret love for spiders. He wasn't Antman. He didn't communicate with spiders or befriend them or name them. He Hates Spiders. With a passion. Those little eight legged demons were his worst nightmare and now they are starting to appear in places Peter deems a safe haven. And that's a big no-no.
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It was a normal day. After school, Peter was picked up by Happy and taken to the compound. And since it was a Friday, he had his overnight bag, ready to spend the night with his father figure/mentor watching Star Wars and eating junk food. In fact, the only thing that was different was Marie Alicia decided to stay at M.J's house this weekend. After a while, Happy pulled up to the compound and Peter grabbed his bags and hopped out saying goodbye to his chauffeur all the while. After walking through the lobby, scanning his access badge, greeting Friday and waving to other interns, Peter walked into the private elevator that leads straight to the penthouse. When he reached his stop he was greeted by Tony, who greeted him with a " What's up underoos?" a hug, and a pat on the back. " Hey, Mr.Stark!" Peter replies. After greeting Pepper who had come down a little after the teenager arrived, The Apprentice and Mentor went into the labs, where they worked on various suits and gadgets. After a while, Tony told Peter to go change into his pajamas so they can start the movie marathon. Peter grabbed his bag and ran upstairs. After going into his room, the young boy started to undress. While taking off his shirt, Peter noticed a large, eight-legged, furry thing on his ceiling. Oh no. Oh hell no. Not here, not today. Peter noticed that the spider started to move across the ceiling. That's when he lost it. He dropped his shirt on the ground and booked it out of the room. " MR. STARK, MR. STARK! " Tony's head snapped up, hearing the screams of fear coming from his intern. His heart dropped and worry flooded through his veins. Peter made a sharp turn into the lab and almost slammed head first into Tony. " MR. STARK MR.STARK-" " WHAT'S WRONG KID?" " THEREISASPIDERINMYROOMANDITSHUGEANDBROWNANDFUZZY" Tony cocked an eyebrow. At this point, he could tell it wasn't an intruder or murderer after Peter. Now he's just trying to figure out what the hell this kid just said. " Kid, I can't understand you when you speak in tongues." Peter took a few deep breathes and started to blush. Now that he's calmed down, he realizes how embarrassing it is to have Iron Man worry over you because there is a spider in your room. Peter looked at Tony, then averted his eyes. " Nothing Mr. Stark, I'll just go back to getting changed." Tony placed his hand on Peter's shoulder. " Pete, I never want you to feel as if you can't tell me something. Now, why did you come down here screaming like you saw the devil?" Peter pursed his lips in a pout. " You'll laugh," Tony smiled, a soft gentle, loving smile. " No, I won't." Peter cocked an eyebrow than rolled his eyes and hung his head to the floor. Then he looked up at Tony. " There's a spider in my room." Tony's eyes got big in surprise. " I'm sorry there's a what in your room Spiderman?" Tony mocked Peter stomped his foot like a child. " You promised not to laugh!" Tony smirked then playfully rolled his eyes. " Alright kid, let's go kill this spider." Peter threw his hands up in the air and sarcastically said: " Thank You." " Its probably a baby," Tony said while riding the elevator " Nope its a monster," Peter replied while walking down the hallway. Tony rolled ris eyes and pushed the door open. " I'm sure your exagerating-" Tony stopped. Looking directly at them it seemed. " Oh." " Yup." Tony slowly backed out of the room. " Friday, Kill that spider." He closed the door and He and Peter sprinted out of the room and into the lab.

Friday killed the spider, but the compound had to be fumigated and thousands of bills were charged to Tony for damage repairs.