I sat at my desk doing paper work as Jake talked to a victim's family.
Charles walked out of the elevator clucking and gobbling.
"Cluck, cluck! Gobble, gobble!" We all turned to look at Charles.
"Guess who just came from the P.S 321 Thanksgiving Parade?"
"Charles, you actually might..."
"Who's Charles? I'm Tommy Gobble!" Boyle said as I rolled my eyes.
"And I'm stuffed with Thanksgiving happiness. Gobble, gobble." Boyle gobbled once again.
"Seriously Charles." I said.
"Uh-uh, I warned you! I'm Tommy Gobbler, you silly pilgrim!"
"Okay, Tommy Gobbler." Jake said.
"There you go!" Charles said clucking again.
"These are the Davidsons. They want to know what happened to their missing grandmother." Jake said giving Charles a look.
"I have some deeply tragic news for you." Charles said walking to the family.Jake kicked my foot from under the table as I tried to ignore him.
"Listen up." Terry said as we all looked up.
"Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street Murders." Terry said as we nodded.
"Also, IT says the internet is down."
"What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot!" Gina complained.
"Now I will never see those pictures."
"Can't you use just the internet on your phone?" Asked Rosa.
"Bitch, you know I'm out of data." Gina said as I burst out laughing.
"Jake, can I speak to you for a minute. In private?" Sarge asked.
"Ooh, someone's in trouble!" Jake said as we all gave him a look.
"It's me. I don't know why I did that." Jake said before following Sarge away.Gina and I sat at her desk as I showed her photos of Sam, who she was gushing over.
"He's the cutest child in the planet!" She groaned as I smiled.
"Hey. Babe, Gina. I need a top secret favor." Gina and I looked up at him.
"Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your guys help." Jake told us.
"Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty."
"And it hurts like hell." I agreed.
"The miracle of life?" Jake asked.
"Dress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense." Gina shook her head.
"Okay, don't worry about Sharon. I'll take care of her." Jake said as I grabbed his hand.
"I'll help." He smiled kissing my cheek.
"I've got everything she needs. Pillow, blanket, copy of "Breast-Feeders" magazine which, now that I say it out loud, sounds like porn."
"Yup, it is." Gina and I both said.
"So what do you need me for?" asked Gina.
"Keeping Captain Holt away from her. Terry says he gets very awkward near Sharon."
"That's one pay to put it." I said.
"I can help you avoid Captain Holt. I'll keep you appraised of his location at all times." Gina said.
Uncle Holt came up from behind Jake as my eyes widened.
"He's behind me." Jake said as we nodded.
"Yeah."Jake and I sat at my desk talking as the elevator doors opened to reveal Sharon.
"Mrs. Sarge, how are you?" Jake asked.
"Very pregnant. Is Terry back yet?" Sharon asked.
"Not yet, but he will be back any minute, and in the meantime. I will take great care of my godchild and my god-wife." Jake told her
"Oh, yes. Terry did tell me that you might be calling me that."
"Aww. You guys talk about me?"
"Sharon!" Uncle Holt called as we turned to him.
"Oh, Raymond. Hi." Sharon said.
"Um, Captain, I need you sign this here and here." Gina shoved papers in his face.
"Excuse me, everyone!" I called out.
"We got to keep this area clear. If you could all proceed in a wall-like fashion to the briefing room."
As soon as everyone got in the way, Jake and I took Sharon into the Interrogation room.Jake and I stood behind the glass with Gina as Sharon sat on her phone.
"Well, Sharon is happy, and Captain Holt has no idea where she is." Jake said.
"Damn, we are good at stashing pregnant ladies." Gina and Jake high fived as I rolled my eyes.
"Guys?" Sharon asked as we looked at her.
"My water just broke." She said as Jake pressed the intercom button.
"Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one.... Oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse."
"Ya think?!" I asked before running out of the room.so sorry i haven't been updating sometimes i get in these moods where i write for one story and forget about the others.
and the website i use to get all the dialogue was taken down so i now need to go on Netflix and watch the episode and write the dialogue down, so it'll take some time to get the next chapter up.
also, everyone is having a problem or something with her name and im just like "why? it's just a name, not a common first name but a name"
but anyways thank you all for being so patient with me and the next chapter will be up soon

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the captain's niece [Jake Peralta]
Romance"i don't care if you are the Captain's niece! i love you!" [jake peralta]