Boy: Your as beautiful as the moonGirl: What?! Are you saying I have holes in my face?!
Boy: N-no I mean like a star
Girl: What the F*ck?! So now your saying I'm full of gas?!
Boy: Definitely not! I mean like the sun!
Girl: THEN F*CKING STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR 150 MILLION KILOMETERS!!
Boy: Ugh! Why is it so hard to talk to you?! I'm just saying your like a universe to me!
Girl: Then bitch, sorry to say but I'm not a whore who has billions of childrens!! So just say I'm your everything already!
Boy: ... .. you're my everything?
Girl: That's frickin right bitch! Ya can't live without meh!
Boy: What ..the hell?
Girl: Don't you frickin complain now!
Boy: 'oh shit... what did I got myself into?'
A/n: And at this moment, boy knew he f*cked up
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HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...