Boyfriend: I was commenting to my friend's post yesterday how he kissed a guy and I commented 'Shit dude, I thought you were straight' and then he just quickly replied 'yeah, I'm straight as a belt' and I just laughed it all out after getting his joke. Hahahaha!
Girlfriend: ...
Boyfriend: Oh come on, that was funny!
Girlfriend: *snorts*
Boyfriend: Ok, now your laughing?
Girlfriend: Hahaha, no, no, it's not because of that, I just thought of a funny joke.
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: your existence.
Boyfriend: Bitc—
Girlfriend: You better fucking not say that word to me, Mister.
Boyfriend: ......... beach.
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
