Boyfriend: Baby, I'm gonna give you a riddle ok? So try answering it
Innocent Gf: Okay~
Boyfriend: What is something long, hard, thick, and has 'cum' on it?
Innocent Gf: Something long... *looks around* Hard... Thick... *sees her Bf* and has... Cum?
Boyfriend: *fidgeting* [why the hell did I do this again?! Ugh! Stupid friends!!]
Innocent Gf: Oh I know! *looking at her Boyfriend*
Boyfriend: R-really? What?
Innocent Gf: Duh, It's Cucumber!
Boyfriend: Baby, that's wrong [wait! maybe I should've said that it was right? Duh! so stupid!]
Innocent Gf: Oh... then.. is it Cumin?
Boyfriend: A what?
Innocent Gf: You know a Carrot family that's use in spice. Is it wrong too?
Boyfriend: O-oh, Of course that Cumin! It's correct baby! You smart little cutie~ haha *awkwardly laughs*
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
