Boy: Can I ask for directions?Girl: let me guess, to my heart?
Boy: No...?
Girl: Oh, where are you going then?
Boy: Over here *gives a map while pointing at a restaurant*
Girl: *I shit, he really was asking for directions! I'm so embarrassed!*
Boy: Do you know the way?
Girl: Yeah, just go right, then 2 lefts
Boy: Ok thanks
Girl: Wait! I'm so sorry for assuming things earlier
Boy: It's fine, you helped me anyway
Girl: your a really kind guy
Boy: I'm not kind, I'm a bad boy~
Girl: *pfft* a bad boy wouldn't call himself a bad boy instead he'd call himself a fuckboy
Boy: Your dirty~ you just said the F word shamelessly in public
Girl: and you say your a bad boy~
Boy: I am!
Girl: how so~? *she raised a brow*
Boy: but you'd hate me~
Girl: I won't, like I said you're kind
Boy: Fine but I warned you~
Girl: Warned? What would you possibly do, for me to change my mind so quickly
Boy: *whispers* Damn shit, you'd change your mind and you'd definitely look good wet in my bed, moaning daddy every time I thrust my hard, long and f*cking BIG sexy cock to ya~ is that bad enough for you?
Girl: ...... *speachless*
Boy: You should've stick with directions to your heart sweetie~ buh bye~
Girl: what.. just happened?

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HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...