Boy: Can you give me your number?
Girl: Why? Did you think every girl is easy and would just give their number to a stranger?!
Boy: No
Girl: *actually felt ashamed* O-oh, then why?
Boy: So I can sue you
Girl: W-what?! What could I've possibly done wrong to you?!
Boy: Duh, you just stole my heart
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
