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Boyfriend:
Babe
Girlfriend:
Yeah?
Boyfriend:
I've always been wondering..🤔
Girlfriend:
Bout what?
Boyfriend:
How would you rate me on a
scale of 1 to 10 ? 😎
Girlfriend:
A 1/10 definitely
Boyfriend:
Uh.. babe I think you
forgot a digit..
Girlfriend:
Ah! Your right!
Boyfriend:
See, I knew you forgot!
Girlfriend:
My mistake, I forgot the zero!
Boyfriend:
Yes, so go on and add that zero
babe!
Girlfriend:
A 01/10
Boyfriend:
...
Girlfriend:
What?
Boyfriend:
Do you even love me?
Girlfriend:
Of course I do!
Boyfriend:
Then why 01/10?
Am I that ugly to you?
Girlfriend:
Oh gosh, no! I thought 1 was the handsomest cause your first.
Boyfriend:
UwU, I should 've known~
Girlfriend:
Yeah, cuz I ain't loving a guy with an ugly face you know. 💅
Boyfriend:
Is my face what all, I'm worth?
Girlfriend:
Yes.
Boyfriend:
...
Girlfriend:
Oh shit, I meant no. You're more than that to me you know.
Boyfriend:
Aww
Girlfriend:
Cuz, you're also rich.
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