Girlfriend: Carry me
Boyfriend: What? But I'm too weak~
Girlfriend: Your just saying that to avoid saying that I'm fat
Boyfriend: Why do you know me so well?
Girlfriend: Cuz, I'm your girlfriend
Boyfriend: No your not
Girlfriend: EXCUSE ME?!
Boyfriend: your my Ex
Girlfriend: BITCH WHAT?!
Boyfriend: My soon to be Wife, my only born to be mistress and only woman that I'll ever love~
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
HumorJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
