Newlyweds theme
Hubby: bun bun~
Wifey: yes~
Hubby: What's an invisible chain between husband and wife?
Wifey: commitment~
Hubby: right~
Wifey: Honey, What's an invisible password to open a heart?
Hubby: I love you~
Wifey: Aww~ I love you too
----After a few months----
Hubby: I can't believe you did this to me!
Wifey: I didn't do anything wrong!
Hubby: Uh, you just lied to me?!
Wifey: It was your fault not mine!! I don't like it! What was I supposed to do then, huh?!
Hubby: How can I live with someone who would lie and cheat like that to me?!
Wifey: I DIDN'T CHEAT!!
Hubby: Yes you did! I saw it with my own eyes! Don't lie to me!!
Wifey: I hate you!
Hubby: Well, I hate you too!
Wifey: ......*shock* *tears suddenly falls*
Hubby: Shit, ... I'm sorry bun bun... sorry I got carried away.. I'm still not used to your emotions all over the place~ *back hugs her*
Wifey: *sniffs* d-does that mean you forgive me for lying to you?
Hubby: yes of course, baby bun bun~ just don't lie about taking your medicine again when you didn't and try not to replace it with chocolate.. that's cheating~
Wifey: But it taste so baaaddd~ and the baby wants chocolate~
Hubby: You can have chocolates after the medicine, I'll always love you~ *give a peck*
Wifey: *giggles* I'll always love you too~
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
ЮморJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
