Boyfriend: You look like a beach
Girlfriend: What?! Are you calling me a Bitch?!
Boyfriend: What?! No! That's not.. what?
Girlfriend: That's it! I'm breaking up with you! *turns around*
Boyfriend: WHAT?! No baby! I was just doing one of those pick u—
Girlfriend: Shut up! Don't talk to me! *eyes tearing up*
Boyfriend: Baby! I'm sorry! Please just listen! Don't cry I really was just trying to do a pick up lin—
*eye drop fells from gf*
Girlfriend: ........................uh
Boyfriend: Is that... an eye drop..?
Girlfriend: *pffts* Ahahaha! April fools!
Boyfriend: Oh my... ugh.. I really... really thought I made you cry baby
Girlfriend: Don't worry~ I know what you were gonna say~
Boyfriend: Really? Say it to me then
Girlfriend: You look like a beach, because your beauty makes everyone around you jealous so they can only take pictures of it
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Some Cheese To Spread~💜
ЮморJust some dumb shit going on ☑️ Swearing 🤬 ☑️ Fluff / Funny ☁️ 😂 ☑️ Lots of cheese 🧀 ☑️ Pick up lines 💬 Smut? ❌🚫💔 This: March to April rank: 5th place in smooth out of 239 stories! and maybe in the future more. is now on 4th place :) 13th i...
