Of Course, A Parody

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it's the day of love
and i guess i'm your date
you partook in a lifelong game
so we could call it fate
cause if this wasn't completely true
if it weren't true love
here's a list of reasons why you wouldn't date me again...

my head's a mess
i usually dress like i'm forty years old
my jokes are bad
i'm usually sad
i'll complain i'm not cold

i'm usually working
always boring
poetry out loud
i'll lose everything
i never see the outdoors

i cry everyday
i'm way too early
i pick my skin
i'm not too thin
i don't watch marvel
i monologue
can't leave my bed
leave you on read
have a too small bed
never relax
always jet lagged

insufferable
uncomfortable
incapable

undatable.

this song was written by dodie last valentine's day
as her entry into a youtube game of dating youtubers
this is simply for fun, and not entirely what i think
but i couldn't come up with any better way to describe
how happy i am that you are mine
then to describe what the hell you have to deal with

don't date me - dodie

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