☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

↣Chapter 2↢

Jobs.

Jin didn't need one, but his friends insisted he got one. Mostly due to the fact that they didn't want him to be the only one that didn't have to work.

The group decided to get jobs working at the same place.

A grocery store.

They all were approved for their jobs and began working on saturday morning, which was today.

Namjoon as the handler of the group, making sure everyone was on task.

Jin as an employee with all sorts of jobs, depending on what he was called for.

Yoongi as a produce stocker, trying his hardest not to throw lemons at everyone.

Hoseok as a produce stocker, smiling and recommending fruits to everyone that passes by.

Jimin as a stocker for the dry foods/snacks, always tempted to throw a box of crackers at all the girls that flirted with his gay ass.

Taehyung as a cashier, silently judging everyone's food choices.

And Jungkook as a stocker for the frozen and refrigerated food, secretly giving people expired food with a scratched off expiration date if they were rude to him.

Chaotic as it was, their boss didn't care because the group were handsome and some real eye candy, attracting a lot of customers like iron to a magnet.

Anyways, the group were on their way to work, until a small group of girls stopped them.

"A-h! Oppa!! You're all so handsome," they stammered.

"k lmfao🤠," Jungkook said without any emotion.

"I know i'm handsome," Jin said, blowing a kiss.

"haha L sorry but we're gay," Jimin said, making an 'L' with his hand.

"Sorry bitches but you can't get your soaked panties in a twist because we're nowhere near interested and either way you don't have a chance with us," Yoongi said, taking control of the situation and pulling the others to the store that was a block away.

Once the group arrived, they immediately changed into their work clothes and started working in their designated areas, Jin working in the frozen aisle today.

A girl walked up to to Jimin, who was walking past the frozen aisle.

"Oppa, please be my boyfriend," the girl said with a crazed look in her eyes.

"Sorry im gay," Jimin said, pushing past her.

"I know that's a lie!"the girl insisted.

At this point, Jimin was panicking mentally. But then, he spotted a nearby Jungkook and got an idea.

"I swear i'm gay. I only like male bits," Jimin continued.

"THATS A LIE AND I KNOW IT. JUST KISS ME OPPA," the girl yelled as she started getting closer to Jimin.

Jimin, still panicking, ran up to Jungkook, grabbed his collar and kissed him square on the lips.

"Leave me alone. I have a boyfriend, as you can see," Jimin spat out with red dusting his cheeks.

The girl's eyes widened as she left, slowly.

"Why the frick frack tic tac snippercrack blackjack lumberjack black tack quarterback patty wack snick snack big mac heart attack race track double back guy names jack did you kiss me for?" Jungkook said, bewildered.

"Umm...," Jimin said, zoning out. He couldn't believe he just kissed his lifelong crush.

"k whatever," Jungkook said, throwing an expired milk carton at jimin's face.

Jimin just went to the snack aisle to start stocking some crackers before another group of girls reached him.

"oh hell no," Jimin muttered under his breath. "YEET," Jimin proceeded by throwing about 5 boxes of crackers at them.

He left the scene and went to the bread aisle. Where he suddenly found the brioches very interesting.

Meanwhile, at the produce department, Yoongi was throwing rotten oranges at Hoseok, who was trying to ignore the orange fruit aimed at his head.

About 67 oranges later, Yoongi decided it was time to upgrade to watermelons. One hit hoseok smack in the head.

Slowly, Hoseok turned to Yoongi with a cold look in his eyes. He grabbed a pumpkin, and threw it at Yoongi, knocking him out cold. He acted as though nothing happened and went back to work.

Let's check the frozen aisle now.

"Oh bitch, don't you dare insult my face. You'll never beat me. Even under all that make up you're still ugly. Just because i don't wanna give you my number doesn't mean you have to be a petty slut and insult me. Hoes like you belong in clubs. Now take some rotten eggs and shove them up your ass without ruining your shitty eyeliner," Jin spat in the gayest way possible.

"She's sister slutty. I cant even," Jungkook said, rolling his eyes.

"Um excuse me, can i have a carton of eggs please?" a girl behind them questioned timidly.

"No get it yourself, bitch," Jin said, still upset at the whole 'fiasco' that happened a moment ago.

"But you're holding all of them," she answered back.

"K too bad," Jin said, ignoring her.

Jungkook took action and grabbed a box from Jin's arms, making sure it wasn't expired. "Here you go," he handed them to the girl.

"Thank you," she said, leaving.

Just then, Yeri, a girl from their school, passed them. "Hey Jin and Jungkook," she greeted.

"Hey," they said in unison.

"Fuckin' bitch," Jin said when Yeri left.

Few hours later, it was nearing the end of their shift. Yoongi was finally awake by now, throwing lemons at people. Jin was still cussing at customers. Jungkook has thrown at least 5 expired milk cartons at Jimin's face. Hoseok was ranting loudly about the bible. Jimin had already thrown about half the items in the candy aisle at girls that tried hitting him up.

But wait. We haven't spoken about 2 of the boys yet.

Namjoon and Taehyung.

Namjoon was currently being cussed at because he had accidentally broken a box of strawberries while helping Taehyung at the cashier.

"Fuck you. I work a lot. Way more than you naive high schoolers. These strawberries are very valuable to me. For you to break the box, DISGRACE. Where the fuck is your manager?!" a middle-aged lady cussed at Namjoon while petting her porcupine.

"Bitch we don't care. Our parents make more in a week than you make in a year. Now get your ugly wrinkled ass out of our store and go shove some makeup wipes up your clit while you're at it," Taehyung went off at her.

The woman, shocked, slowly left the store.

"OH AND I HOPE YOU KNOW YOURE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE AGAIN BECAUSE WE HAVE A STRICT NO PETS POLICY," Taehyung yelled at her.

And that sums up their crazy saturday working at a grocery store.

End of Chapter 2

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