☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

☆special #1☆

bangershub snippercrack

peroliketae is online!
jungcorn is online!
chiminie is online!
namjesus is online!
hoesuck is online!
idontcare is online!
wwseokjin is online!
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peroliketae:
anyone wanna do a white mom role play?

jungcorn:
me!!
i'll be pam

peroliketae:
i'll be sharon

idontcare:
i really want you to shut up
but this role play should be interesting
i'll be carol

hoesuck:
i'll be helen

namjesus:
i'll be susan

wwseokjin:
i wanna be margaret

chiminie:
i guess that leaves me with jillian

peroliketae:
we good?
alright let's start

jungcorn:
omg susan i love what you did to your
Homelife blog!!

namjesus:
thank you pam

wwseokjin:
you will not believe what i
saw at the market yesterday!

hoesuck:
oh my god don't tell me!
the soccer moms were fighting
over water bottles again, right?

wwseokjin:
they were!!

jungcorn:
they have no manners
can't they just bring water
from their houses?

chiminie:
i heard they don't do that because
they don't like adding onto their
water bills

peroliketae:
they live like cavemen!!

namjesus:
oh my god girls
did you hear barbara was going
to put her newborn on a
palio diet??

wwseokjin:
but that's so bad for a baby's health!

namjesus:
i know, right!!

chiminie:
moms don't forget the PTA
meeting this thursday!

wwseokjin:
right!
sharon don't forget to bring
the gluten-free muffins

peroliketae:
you got it margaret

hoesuck:
who's attending book club
tonight?
i need to know how many
pumpkin spice lattes to order

jungcorn:
oh my god!
thank you for reminding
me helen!!
i'll be attending after i drop
brandon off at his soccer game
in half an hour

hoesuck:
carol what about you?

idontcare:
yeah i'll be there
should i bring my apple pie?

wwseokjin:
oh my god you should!
it tastes so good
you really need to give
me the recipe!

idontcare:
haha thank you
but it's my secret
we can't have everyone
knowing how to make my
pie, now can we?

wwseokjin:
i guess you're right

idontcare:
oh and ladies
did you see what amanda
posted on her facebook yesterday?

namjesus:
no, what did she do?

idontcare:
she was wearing what the
millennials wear!!

hoesuck:
those filthy ripped jeans
with sneakers and a short top?!

idontcare:
yes!!

wwseokjin:
she spends too much time
on that app...
what was it called?

hoesuck:
instagram?

wwseokjin:
yes!!
she spends too much time on it

jungcorn:
girls you know what i found
on brandon's computer today?
he was on a sex site!!

namjesus:
oh my god pam
did you take away his x-box?

jungcorn:
yes
and his phone too

namjesus:
good

idontcare:
that just means he's growing
you can't control his hormones
forever pam

chiminie:
oh what do you know carol?
you let your daughter listen to
that filthy rock music!

idontcare:
jillian you're no better!
your son is dressing up like
a goth and you're doing
nothing about it!

chiminie:
it's just a phase
he'll grow out of it

peroliketae:
ok i actually can't with this anymore
me and kook are laughing our asses off

wwseokjin:
iTs nOt a phAse mOm

namjesus:
also since when can yoongi cook?

idontcare:
ever since i became carol

jungcorn:
last time i checked
yoongi hyung burnt down
the kitchen trying to cook

idontcare:
you sure that wasn't namjoon?

jungcorn:
yup

End of Special #1