☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

⇾Chapter 7⇽

(A/N: gonna explain something quickly. this is a crackfic so the weirdest things happen. that being, a kid in my class is in crutches atm so we're gonna pretend jimin fell off the stairs and is in crutches.)

LONG CHAPTER
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Science(Period1)

"i accidentally heard you," yoongi said, wincing, as he heard Hoseok talk to him.

"my hair is sleeping on me and my highlighter wants to yeet off my face," Jin said, complaining even though he looked perfect.

"Okay class today you're going to start actually building the coaster and it has to be finished before class ends because i have to give it a final teacher trial," the teacher explained before letting the class start working.

"Jungkook sit down or put your book bag down," Jin scolded Jungkook.

"no he's going to die," yoongi said, pushing Jungkook.

"i'm dinosaurtarian," taehyung said before sitting down with a cup of marbles in his hand.

"y'all better actually work before i stab you," yoongi threatened as Jungkook came back with the pool noodle. However, no one listened and Jungkook began waving the noodle around and hitting Jimin with it.

"MR. SANDMAN," he yelled before letting the noodle fall over his shoulder, hitting Yoongi accidentally.

"did you just-? you just hit me with a pool noodle," Yoongi told Jungkook.

"what?" jungkook asked.

"you hit me with the pool noodle," yoongi scolded Jungkook.

"shoooop," Jungkook said slowly as he hit Yoongi on purpose and then began hitting everyone.

"Stop messing around with the materials before i hit you," Jin threatened.

"That looks like a celery," Taehyung realized, pointing at the pool noodle. Then, the class phone began to ring and he went to answer it, coming back a minute later. "Guys i answered the phone and said 'Hi welcome to Mrs. Jung's class."

"You didn't say how may we assist you!" Hoseok exclaimed.

"hi welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order?" Jungkook muttered while he was beginning to shape the pool noodles before Taehyung stopped him to trim the pieces that were sticking out.

"Want glitter?" Tae asked Yoongi, who was making a data table in his journal.

"no," yoongi deadpanned, which Taehyung didn't listen to and dumped pool noodle scraps on his paper. Yoongi just brushed them off and began singing Really Bad Boy by Red Velvet.

"Not as bad as me," Jimin winked at yoongi, who ignored him.

"Tae i just taped it!" Jin scolded Taehyung, who had broken part of the coaster.

"not good enough," Taehyung spat.

"You say you're a hardcore member of the Peppa Pig fandom but you don't even know how to draw her," Jungkook told Hoseok off as he grabbed the cup with the marbles in it and spun it in his hand. "I love my margarita."

"I love my pills for sleep," Taehyung did the same after snatching the cup from Jungkook.

"Guys let's try the coaster," Namjoon said as he dropped the red marble, which was the biggest marble, and made it go down the coaster, but it fell off.

"It's because it's shy," Jungkook excused the marble.

"Sister died," Jin said in a sassy voice before the group tried again but with the smaller blue marble.