☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

⇸Chapter 8⇷

"Ram or Rem?" Jungkook asked Yoongi as they were nearing the school gate.

"run......away," yoongi rhymed before running inside the school.

"the legal age to get married is 21!" Jimin yelled for no reason.

"i'm 18!" taehyung exclaimed, not actually being 18.

"wow! so you can smoke and gamble!" jungkook said sarcastically.

"have you seen my son samuel?" taehyung asked, right in namjoon's ear.

Reading(Period 2)

"Okay guys take out your notes," the teacher said, not wanting to start the day.

"the ones that hardly anyone did," Jimin said, rolling his eyes.

(A/N: as i'm writing monday's chapter, it's thursday. i don't remember what notes this is talking ab and im so confused. this proves how irresponsible i am.)

the teacher began playing a video on someone who i already forgot. all i know is he's a writer and he was famous??

"i just realized i haven't comprehended anything," yoongi muttered during the first few minutes of the video.

"bro needs an eyebrow job," Jin said, cringing at the over 200-year old writer's eyebrows.

then there was a car ad. "i love that. i don't even drive and i don't have a license," namjoon commented.

"get away pedophile before i gorge your eyes out," yoongi threatened the writer who was talking about his daughters.

"as far as writing, i think you shouldn't hold back," the writer said.

"and that's why you're a pedophile," yoongi muttered through gritted teeth. "why doesn't he blow smoke out? like does he swallow it?"

Taehyung had the same question as he looked at a scene where the writer's impersonator had  put a cigar in his mouth but not blown any smoke out.

"I wrote in american dialect," the impersonator spoke.

"no let me guess," yoongi grumbled, rolling his eyes.

"my book was about a boy named Jim," the writer said, talking about his most famous book.

"jin?" jin said, mishearing his name.

"gay gay gay," yoongi started chanting as he began to fall asleep.

"she was my favorite daughter," the writer said, earning a big 'WOAH' from the class and a sing-songed 'favoritism' from Jungkook. The writer then spoke about her dying to pneumonia.

"wow this is so sad i'm going to cry," yoongi said sarcastically.

"...that's what i always wanted to be," the writer said, talking about his dream career.

"wait a boat?" Jungkook asked, confused.

"...a driver..." namjoon corrected.

"i'm selling Jungkook for ₩100(1 cent)," Yoongi announced, placing a tag on Jungkook's forehead.

"what no! that's too low!!" Jungkook shrieked.

"i'll buy him for ₩100" Taehyung bid.

"nO mAke mE moRe eXpensiVe," Jungkook said, trying to take the tag off his forehead.

"fine ₩5,000(about $4)," Yoongi raised the price.

"he's too expensive for you," Jin cackled at Taehyung.