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Science(Period 1)

"i accidentally cut myself with a razor this morning," Jungkook said as he sat down with the group.

"i cut myself with a razor, too, except it wasn't an accident," Yoongi muttered.

"i'm a cooler turtle than you, you uncultured swine," taehyung said, crossing his arms at yoongi.

"Okay guys get in a line we have to go see a presentation from the officials," the teacher announced.

"a vape presentation?" yoongi asked.

"the third one?" taehyung said, bewildered.

let's sum up the presentation:

"who's ready to get loud??" the presenter asked the most basic 2nd grader question, to which taehyung was the only one who raised his hand.

⌛︎k we're done with the presentation⌛︎

"can you do me a favor?" yoongi asked Jungkook, who replied with a hum. "i really don't want to read this," he pointed at his paper.

"yo estoy en una pandilla de saxofonistas," taehyung mumbled.

"ah~es una ganga~" namjoon shrieked silently.

"una ganga de saxofonistas," jimin joined in.

"gucci gang," taehyung sang before flexing his gucci clothes, getting interrupted by Jungkook singing Mo Bamba off beat.

"if you don't shut up i won't hesitate to smack you," Yoongi threatened.

"i be flossingggg," taehyung sang.

"can i get arrested for playing a song?" Jimin asked.

"if today's test is 20 questions i'm probably gonna get 23 wrong," jungkook predicted.

"bill nye im dead inside," yoongi sang monotonously.

"bILL BILL BILL BILL," TaeKook began chanting.

"you're gonna spread your arms and go left right left right left right left right," Taehyung instructed, teaching Jimin how to floss.

"i live under a bride," yoongi mumbled.

"are you sure you don't live inside the bridge?" Taehyung asked.

Computers(Period 3)

"is it good?" taehyung asked Jin, who was using his chapstick. Jin just nodded as a response. "it tastes like sunscreen."

"wait where you eating it?!" Jin shrieked.

"it smells like water-y water," Taehyung shrugged.

"if you make a cheap poster for someone, will they pay you?" the teacher asked a life question.

"maybe," jin replied.

"5 cents," Jimin guessed.

"i'm going to search up your name on the music website," Jin said, and ended up getting a music station on rhinoceroses.

"let me search up your name," taehyung replied and ended getting something called Forget Flowers, Send Cheese.

"hold on lemme try yoongi," jungkook joined in and got a station called We're All Suspects.

"wait i wanna see the teacher's name," yoongi said, typing in the teacher's name and getting music stations on stripteasing.

"supersonic cuz rolling around at the speed of sound is amazing," Taehyung said, looking at pictures of Sonic.

"what is a crime?" the teacher asked, talking about plagiarism.

"my life," yoongi muttered.

History(Period 5)

"it looks like you're about to get therapy lol,"
jimin laughed at Taehyung, who was laying over 2 desks.

"therapy?" hoseok asked, confused.

yeah like when you get therapy, the therapist makes you lay d-" Jimin began explaining.

"ok be quiet," yoongi interrupted jimin.

"freestyle acupuncture," taehyung said before throwing his pencil across the class.

"w h A t?" hoseok said, bewildered.

"you feet have a falling asleep fetish," namjoon claimed, pointing at Jimin's feet that kept falling asleep.

"w h A T?" hoseok asked, planning to drag the group to church.

"what the hecc is wrong with this cow?" yoongi asked, pointing at a cow in his history textbook.

"what?" hoseok said.

"why is it bigger than the human?" Jimin agreed.

"what?" hoseok said again.

"and why is it red!?" namjoon shrieked.

"what?" hoseok repeated, really confused.

" someone: were you raised on a farm?
colonial americans: yes," Jungkook  imagined.

" 'rough and bumpy' haha that's what she said," namjoon read from the book.

"earthen," jimin quoted from his book, not knowing what the word meant.

"errthing errthing errthing sorry bae," yoongi sang off key.

"no sewing i'm vegan," taehyung said, chewing on his pencil.

"no vegetables i'm vegan," Jungkook joined in.

"no corn i'm vegan," namjoon agreed.

"individuals? more like end of the juuls," yoongi said, almost falling asleep.

"jesus is my hero," hoseok chirped, hugging his bible he brings to school everyday.

"yes he is," jin agreed, rolling his eyes.

"america? more like a merica," taehyung said, not paying attention to the lesson.

"AMERICAA~
AmERiCaA~
what time is iT?
AMEriCaAaaaaAa~ yeet," Hoseok sang distortedly.

"your fingers are cracked," taehyung said, pointing at Hoseok's fingers.

"ok so hitler was a communist nation," the teacher tried explaining.

"hitler was a nation?!" Hoseok shrieked.

"and there was a machine that picked the seeds out of cotton quickly, it was called a cotton gin," the teacher continued.

"c0TTOn JiN!1!1!!1" Jin misheard.

"taehyung read, get rekt lmao," the teacher said, sitting down.

"wait how do you pronounce this?" Tae asked, pointing at the word corduroy.

"cor," namjoon began pronouncing.

"cor," taehyung repeated.

"dur"

"dur"

"roy"

"roy"

"corduroy"

"cordura"

"jungkook read," the teacher said, wanting to throw Taehyung out a window.

"how do you pronounce this though?" jungkook asked.

"Cincinnati," Yoongi replied.

"cinnamon," Jungkook mispronounced.

"daniel bOOOOne," namjoon said, strongly pronouncing the O in Daniel Boone, someone in the book.

End of Chapter 14

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857 words!!!(excluding these)