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Science (Period 1)The class had to make their roller coaster out of pool noodles, tape, and a marble today. It was a very........chaotic day to say the least.
"Oh shit," Yoongi cussed because he tripped.
"Language young sir," Hoseok scolded his elder.
"Oh my backpack," Jungkook said instead of cursing because he tripped behind Hoseok, as well.
The group of seven sat down as their minds went blank. The only smart one was Namjoon and he was currently in the office turning something in. Jungkook, being the meme he is, started shooting in his seat while having a staring contest with the table.
"Ok today you'll be building your coasters. Please get in your groups," the teacher explained as the class began shuffling out of their seats to get with their friends since they got to pick the groups this time. Except Yoongi was alone in the corner. "You're gonna work without anyone? You're really alone?"
"yes, i like the solitude without anyone holding me back," Yoongi responded even though he very well knew he was too dumb to work alone. A few seconds later though, he went with the rest of bangtan. "Jungkook get over here."
"Oh no i'm going to be late," Jungkook told his elder while he was trying to grab his stuff out of his book bag.
"Where's Jungkook?" Jin questioned when he sat down with the group.
"I'm looking for a pencil that's where i am," Jungkook answered his mom.
"Okay guys start working. I'll watch," Yoongi said as he began to go to sleep. The group just didn't know what to do without Namjoon. "Get working slave or i'm not paying you."
"Whatever let's start drawing the design," Jungkook said, trying to ignore his elder. He drew a very professional design of the coaster.
"i don't wanna draw though," Yoongi whined.
Jin yeeted his pencil off the table as an excuse not to draw. "Oh no my pencil."
Then, Namjoon came back from the office and realized what the class was doing. He gave the group a detailed explanation of what they were going to be doing.
"All 'i heard was doesn't fall off'," Taehyung said, clearly confused.
"Is this the loop?" Jin asked while pointing at the loop of the coaster on Jungkook's drawing. Jungkook merely nodded as an answer. "Oh i thought it was a scribble."
"I wanna do the bare minimum," Yoongi said while sliding off his chair. "Guys why don't i just die?" He looked at Hoseok "Good relationships go die together."
"That's the spirit," Hoseok chirped.
"OH! OH! OH!," Taehyung scribbled our a drawing. "DOWN A LOOP."
"I don't wanna write," Jungkook complained since they had to write their procedures. So, Jungkook decided that yelling really loudly would solve his problem. No one even paid attention because it was normal for him to do that.
"Baby it's McDonald's you don't need no light to shine," Taehyung sang while writing.
"Of course he does," Yoongi and Jungkook said at the same time with a roll of their eyes.
"Guys im going to Korea," Taehyung exclaimed.
"but....we live in korea," Namjoon stated, extremely confused but not surprised.
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☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]
Fanfic"i love you" "mmm...meatballs" (credits to my school friend for the idea/inspiration) ⚠︎RUDE/OFFENSIVE HUMOR⚠︎ ~written by Neptune☆