☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

⇻Chapter 15⇺

Science(Period 1)

"i can smell your words from here," taehyung said, staring deeply at Namjoon.

"can y'all be quiet i'm trying to listen to Cars 5 on a rip off," yoongi scolded, looking at the class TV that was playing some weird kids' show.

"sup gang," Jimin greeted as he sat down.

"i don't understand this entire lesson," Jin complained as he tried not to throw his book away.

"i'm broke, dumb, and busted," Yoongi muttered.

"invested?" Hoseok misheard.

"everyone in this class sucks," Yoongi said, rolling his eyes.

"i hate everyone in this class a little bit," Jin agreed.

"a little bit?" Namjoon teased.

"actually no, a lot," Jin corrected himself.

"i'm gonna name everyone i hate in this class," Yoongi said before naming everyone in the class, including himself.

"my mouth is always crying, did you notice that?" Jungkook asked Taehyung.

"I WANNA GO HOME AND DIE," Yoongi groaned.

(A/N: i didn't realize i was writing it in caps and when i did i didn't bother to fix it 😎.)

"can i give you a tattoo?" Yoongi asked Jungkook a few seconds later.

"yeah what're you gonna do?" Jungkook replied, getting no answer from Yoongi.

"OWWWWWW," He howled a few seconds later because the pen Yoongi was using was very, in fact, painful.

"the deeper ow's the better," Hoseok laughed.

"Can i give you a tattoo?" Jungkook asked hoseok once Yoongi was done, Hoseok just nodding his head in fear.

"no don't use that pen it hurts!!" Yoongi warned after Jungkook grabbed the same pen he used when giving him the tattoo.

"no wonder you used it!" Jungkook scoffed in disbelief.

Reading(Period 2)

"Why are we gathered here today?" a different teacher asked them as they were doing something else in another class today.

"to form a cult," yoongi guessed.

"ash wednesday?" hoseok suggested.

"series of unfortunate events is repetitive," Jin said, ignoring the teacher.

"pokémon is repetitive," Jungkook mumbled.

"you're repetitive," yoongi spat.

"so argumentative essays are about convincing the reader, not fighting. You'd have to be an attorney if you're going to verbally fight," the teacher explained.

"i don't need to be a lawyer to fight," Yoongi  mumbled.

"ok so think of some elaboration starters. i'll give you some," the teacher said before rambling on about all the different transitional phrases.

"mine are yours +2," Jungkook said, realizing he only genuinely thought of 2 starters.

"mine are yours +0," Yoongi muttered, almost falling asleep.

"and remember, do not plagiarize,"the teacher warned.

"why not?" yoongi asked sarcastically.

Computers(Period 3)

"Jungkook!" The teacher called for attendance.

"here!" Taehyung yelled, imitating Jungkook.

"Taehyung!" The teacher called once more.

"Here!!" Jungkook shouted, trying not to laugh.

"you take up too much elbow space," Yoongi complained, pushing Jimin off his chair.

Math(Period 4)

"no use crying over spilt milk if it's frozen," Jin said, pushing Jungkook's chair out just as he was about to sit in it.

History(Period 5)

"i can not stand this puta," Yoongi complained, throwing Jimin's crutches in the trash can.

"the flying lawnmower!!" Taehyung exclaimed, pointing at the flying house porch during a tornado report. "wait why is the sun flying?"

"what if i told you i was a bee?" Jungkook asked the teacher.

"then i could kill you," she sarcastically replied.

"wanna see what's in my pockets?" taehyung asked yoongi.

"sure," he merely replied.

So, Taehyung pulled out a pad of pink post-it's, 2 chapsticks, a blue lead pencil, and the pink tail of a horse toy.

"oh," Yoongi said in disbelief until Taehyung's chapsticks fell, snapping him out of his daze.

"Hoseok can you pick up my laxatives?" Taehyung asked Hoseok, who laughed more than he should have.

"guys i'm gonna go die," yoongi announced.

"why die in the living room when you can die at the hospital?" taehyung said, default dancing.

"i just realized we're about to leave and we haven't even done anything," yoongi realized.

"i learned to whistle," Taehyung chirped, not actually knowing how to whistle.

"abuelita open the door!!" jungkook exclaimed, pounding on the table.

Band/Music(Period 6)

"what kind of ganga is this?" Jimin asked as he saw TaeKook balancing their saxophones on their stomachs.

End of Chapter 15

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706 words!!!(excluding these)

y'all istg i'm sorry for the short chapters.