☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

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Reading(Period 2)

"i married a waffle," Jin announced.

"can i be the transgender uncle at the wedding?" Yoongi asked.

"ravioli ravioli give me the perfect attendancoli," Jungkook rhymed as he sat down.

"wait how many questions were we supposed to answer in the essay?" Jin asked, unsure.

"4," Jimin answered, raising four fingers.

"5," Jungkook and Hoseok said at the same time, raising their hands.

"7," Taehyung answered, confused.

"you're retarded," yoongi told Taehyung, rolling his eyes.

"what?" taehyung replied.

"some people spelt drought wrong," the teacher said, checking the essays that were written a few days ago.

"probably me," taehyung guessed.

"$20 it's me," Jungkook bet.

"i licked it first so it's mine," taehyung exclaimed when he accidentally grabbed the same eraser as Jungkook.

"i saw it first," Jungkook whined.

"stop poking me with a ruler," yoongi scolded Jimin, who was poking Yoongi's shoulder with a bright red ruler.

"do you like my laxatives?" Tae asked Jungkook.

"you may have laxatives but i have liquid laxatives," jungkook replied.

"i suck at drinking water," yoongi stated.

"weird flex but ok," Jungkook answered.

"so the story we're reading is about a boy who's life was very divided, so he ran away," the teacher began explaining.

"i wish i could run," yoongi mumbled.

Math(Period 4)

"hey lil boy," Jungkook whispered in Jimin's ear.

"i don't understand school. i don't understand life," Yoongi complained.

"niiiiiiiiice," Hoseok agreed.

"i'm not having fun," Jin said, smacking his head against his desk.

"this is satanic," Namjoon agreed.

"what are you guys doing? it looks like you're in a cult," Yoongi asked the maknae line, who were huddled together exchanging pencils.

"it's like someone put mouthwash on my paper," Hoseok complained about the incomprehensible book.

Band(Period 6)

ok so here's how being split works:

if you can't get a substitute, the teacher separates you into groups and sends you to other classes(they don't have to necessarily be your classes).

"hi i'm split," Taehyung said when he saw Jungkook was in the same group a him. Their split teacher was their math teacher so they had to go back to their math class. 

"hi split i'm gay," Jungkook replied.

"i drew a little girl dressed as Mr.Krabs," Taehyung told Jungkook, pulling a drawing out of his book bag.

"i should draw a gang of little girls dressed as spongebob characters," Jungkook suggested.

The rest of the day, TaeKook drew a gang of female toddlers dressed as SpongeBob characters, watched funny Kpop videos, and watched horror movies.

if you want to know what the drawings looked like:

(yes we actually drew this. 99felix and me drew this on thursday 🤠🤟)