☃︎School's Dead☃︎||BTS CRACKFIC [DISCONTINUED]

⇀Chapter 4↼ Pt. 2

"...cuz i can see the way you shake it. scooby dubdubdubdub," Taehyung's computer rang.

The class had been successful until the maknae line decided to use google translate on full volume.

"can you bring us pizza tomorrow," taehyung asked through the computer while staring the teacher right in the eyes.

".....we will all die," yoongi's computer spoke.

"wow that's positive," hoseok replied with his voice, trying his hardest not to fall off his chair due to immense laughter bubbling in his throat.

"that's the spirit," namjoon made his computer say. then, Jin decided he wanted to join too.

"airpod users can't afford the wire," jin said, even though he was an airpod user.

"normal headphone users can't afford to lose the wire," yoongi shot back with his computer, making the class go silent.

the class was giving yoongi a quick moment of silent respect until Jungkook ruined it and made some weird gagging noises.

"more than 15,000,000 babies were named bacon last year," taehyung hit everyone with an odd fact being read by google.

"guys listen to this one," jungkook spoke with actual vocal chords, "mrs. lee is getting upset." his computer spoke.

Then, the group began to play multiple messages at once. Occasionally, you could hear the words 'die', 'bees', and 'bible'.

"wow you must listen to jesus," Taehyung said above the noise.

"mrs. lee mrs. lee mrs. lee mrs. lee," jungkook made his computer repeat.

"jungkook jungkook jungkook jungkook where's your homework homework homework," She nagged him back. So Jungkook finally stood up and gave it to her. "Does it have the definitions?"

"Yes mother #9," he responded as he ran back to his seat.

"Well anyways, to get the class back on track, in order to actually understand civics you need to know the bill of rights, your constitution, how to vote...." the teacher went on.

"whoops," jungkook muttered when he realized he didn't know any of the things mentioned.

The class went silent except for the keyboard noises because everyone had an online assignment they had to complete.

Everyone was silent, that is, until Jungkook decided to be annoying once more.

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible," he made google translate say.

"Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We got some work to do now.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You?
We need some help from you now.
Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve,
So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh
Don't hold back!
And Scooby Doo if you come through
you're going to have yourself a scooby snack!
That's a fact!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You.
You're ready and you're willing.
If we can count on you Scooby Doo,
I know you'll catch that villian," the Scooby Doo intro was heard from Taehyung's computer. He was just acting as though he didn't know even though he was very aware of the noise.

As the silence returned to the class, another song began to play, except this time it was from Yoongi's computer.

"Are you ready, kids?
I said, are you ready?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants," his computer sang, except he had it on google translate, making it 10x funnier. Yet he hadn't even cracked a smile.

"I'm laughing so much my bone is going broke," Hoseok unreasonably said.

"Guys my favorite singer is siri-i mean google translate. Did i just call google translate siri?" Jungkook spoke.

"ENOUGH," Mrs. Lee yelled, clearly tired of the computers and the 7 boys.

"can i play a final one," jin asked quietly.

"we played a final one 25 final ones ago," namjoon said.

"FUCK MY PROJECT DIDNT SAVE," Taehyung cussed even though it was too late to save his project. It was already gone and the bell was about to ring. "Now i'm gonna have to restart it all over again."

"Restart all over again?" Yoongi questioned the misuse of grammar.

"That's wrong grammar," Namjoon stated the obvious. But before he could correct Taehyung, the bell rung.

The students packed up and left home. Jimin just overall excited to get home so they can roughly make out with Jungkook, much to Taehyung's complaints.

End of Chapter 4

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811 words!!(excluding these)