Dragon Ball Z Oneshots!

Goku X (Human!) Reader X Vegeta [Fluff]

This oneshot is OOC. There will be a second part to this, so this will kind of cut off at a random spot.

I walk into my best friends house, dropping a bag groceries on the counter top. "Bulma," I yell out, setting her car keys in a ceramic bowl on the island of her kitchen, "I got all the stuff on your list for you so you don't have to go shopping tomorrow." I announce, walking towards the staircase of her large downstairs. Normally Bulma will yell back, so I just assume she's not here or in the shower.

I then hear her front door open and shut, and I quickly turn around. It's Bulma's good friend, Goku. "Heya, (Y/n). You looking for Bulma?" He asks, walking in the kitchen. Vegeta comes in behind him, his armor torn and tattered.

"Yeah, did she leave without me?" I ask him, sighing.

Vegeta shakes his head. "Your plans tonight will remain the same, but most likely be postponed about an hour or two. She didn't realize she was out of her special shampoo, so she ran to get some. Also, she says she wants to by a new dress for your girl thing tonight." The shorter of the two Saiyans crosses his arms.

Goku looks at me, confused. "Where are you girls going?"

"Well, Bulma, ChiChi, Videl, 18, and I are all going to a club called Pandemonium tonight. We've each got $500 to spend and we just wanted to have a big get-together, us girls." I walk over into a room with two couches and a coffee table. "We each have these sexy dresses that we've been wanting to wear for the longest time." On the coffee table, I pull out a slim navy blue dress, showing it to the boys.

"ChiChi showed me her dress the day before, but it wasn't nearly as small as that one." Goku says with a slight chuckle. Vegeta just huffs.

I look at it and smile, then sigh. "No one's really seen me in this dress, except my friend (F/n). They only saw me in it because they bought it for me on my birthday -- Last year." I say lightly, biting the inside of my cheek.

"Why don't you go try it on for us?" Goku says innocently. 

Kakarot asks her to go try on her dress and shoes, and her face lights up. She tells us to wait a minute while she goes to change. (Y/n) grabs her plastic bag and walks up the stairs to the nearest bathroom. Through the bag, I see a pair of stockings. My face heats as she disappears up the stairs.

"Vegeta?" I hear Kakarot ask me, pulling me back down to reality. "Vegeta, are you alright?"

Shaking my head, I look at the man in front of me. "Yes, I'm fine, just a little lost in thought."

An idiotic smirk crossed the Saiyans face. "You were checking her out, weren't you?" His hands now rest on his hips, his voice mocking and childish. I sputter, absolutely stunned he made that assumption. "Hey, don't be ashamed, Vegeta. I was, too."

Now, he slings his hands up, putting them behind his head and leaning back casually. "You what?" I raise my voice, almost furious with his stupidity. "Kakarot, you imbecile, you're married, as am I!" I get up close to him, bumping chests with him.

He raises his eyebrow at me and gently pushes me to get some space. "Look, Vegeta, I get where you're coming from. I know it's not right, but c'mon, can you blame me?" He looks defeated. "ChiChi and I haven't done anything since Goten's fifth birthday. That was two years ago. Now she's doing this abstinence thing."

Suddenly, discomfort washes over me, but I stop myself from saying anything rude to him. "It sucks to admit it, especially to you, but Bulma and I haven't really-." I pause and look at the ground, turning away from him as he picks up a pen from off the coffee table. "You know."