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So yeah.
Crude humour warning.
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Fate Called Me A Pussy
HumorWhen adventure calls, 16 year old James Imperial chooses to roll over and go back to sleep. However, Fate is an easily offended woman and decided to kick him out of his comfort zone with a mission to head back in time and collect the Cards of Fate...