five and me ↴ the umbrella academy

chapter two ↴ rapists can climb you know!

the door slammed open as Kenzie hurriedly rushed into her dads house and banged it shut, locking all the doors and windows on the way to her room.

she flung open the door to her bedroom, and Miss Kenzie May got the biggest scare of her entire life!

sitting on her armchair that was positioned in the corner, was the boy she had met earlier— Five.

she screamed. she screamed so loud If was miracle Five's eardrums didn't burst. he stayed in his exact position, one leg folded over each other and peering around her room curiously.

"dude! what the fuck!" Kenzie screeched, dropping her backpack onto the floor.

Five merely shrugged and said, "Sorry about the rude entrance."

"I live on the fourth floor!" Kenzie protested, picking up her bag and moving over to her desk— the furtherest piece of furniture away from Five.

"rapists can climb you know!" he pointed out, rather amusedly.

Kenzie raised a brow. "you're a rapist then?" she asked disbelievingly.

Five frowned. "no, what gave you that idea?"

"you just said rapists can climb!"

he sighed. "that doesn't mean I'm a rapist."

Kenzie raised a brow and placed a hand on her lip, looking at him with a 'wtf bro?' kind of look. "I don't know, that sounded pretty rapist-y to me."

Five scowled. "I'm not a rapist, Pixie!"

she snickered at his cute exasperated look, and held her hands up. "alright then, green eyes. who are you really? and why are you sitting in my armchair like that?"

Five sighed. "you ever heard of the umbrella academy?" Kenzie frowned. she remembered one of the girls in her class raving about it in fifth grade, but that was about it. "honestly, not really."

"alright, long story short, I can time travel and I just came back from the future. it's shit by the way." "called it!" Kenzie hollered, leaning back in her desk chair. she suddenly froze and looked at Five with a new glint in her eye. "are you like, Doctor Who?!" she asked excitedly. Five scoffed. "no, now listen carefully."

by the time Five was finished explaining, Kenzie felt lightheaded. "bro, what the fuck? that's so fucked up, but like, you can time travel so that's pretty cool."

Five rolled his eyes. "not really, Pixie."

she rolled her eyes this time. "you're only saying that because you can do it. if I could time travel, I'd go back to forth grade and punch that bitch Jenny right in the nose."

he smiled (very cutely) and stood up, offering a hand out to her. Kenzie hesitated for a split second before taking his hand. "where are we going?" he smiled. "to find my sister and tell her about the apocalypse."