★Sally Face x Reader Oneshots★

*Muffled Concerned Noise* {Sal x Reader}

Yo.. This is gonna be some dumb one since I'm alive again, but slowly losing ideas.. But..
I'm gonna work on a very sour lemon after this chapter
Yeah there's some weird cosmic shit ahead
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Sal was just sitting in his room playing the world's smallest guitar. He played the tune 'shut me up' by mindless self Inducence on this very expensive instrument.

Y/n, whom was just next door, suddenly appears out of things air.

"Oh my sweet baby potatos, you play that guitar like a professional!" Y/n says as sal's ears become cherries.

"Th-thanks Y/n.." He said as y/n sits and watched him play.
They then began to sing some of the lyrics.

La La La
Ooooo
La La La
Ooooo

They smacks her butt.

They then starts to do a dance.

The bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal

With the

Bass, the rock
The mic, the treble
I like my coffee black
Just like my metal
'cause-

Sal then stops playing and goes up to y/n.

"Are you high?" He asked.

"Yep" they answers.

Sal then makes his mask disappear, and presses his lips on y/n's lips.
"You don't know how long I've been wanting to do that." He said.

Y/n then goes up to his ear.

"I like men's juice just like my white chocolate.. Creamy~"

Sal then stares at the now blushing
Y/n, feeling very confused to what they had said.

"E-Excuse me?" He asked as they kiss him.

Sal kisses back..

They had a no no scene..

Y/n got pagnate..

Sal asked them to marry him..

They said yes..

They argued..

They lied in court..

They took the fucking kids..

Huh..

But then went back to Sal..

Oh noes he got lightning McQueens electrifying lighting

The end

Kachow