Larry: *Talks about Topic*
Sal: *Gasp at the liking of topic*
Also Sal: I'm just like you! Your just like me!
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Sal: *Breathes*
The fandom: *screams*
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Y/n: *is on the ground* Oh someone help me
Todd: *runs over to Y/n* Hey
Y/n: Thank you for-
Todd: I'm gay *walks away*
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Travis: I've never really had a real Friend before
Sal: I can be your friend!
Travis: . . . I've also never had a boyfriend before-
Larry: ALRIGHT BREAK IT UP
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Larry Recording: So guys, I'm high as hell, and something recently happened.. Um
I just beat the fuck outta my dick
And now I can't feel my legs
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Larry: Dude, check out this Spongebob umbrella I just found
Sal: Dude thats bad luck
Larry: Chill out bro
Red eye demon: WHO SUMMONED ME
Sal and Larry: *Screaming*
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Sal: I just wanna scream out into the sky until it breaks apart
Ash: I wanna scream at you in bed..
Sal: What?!
Ash: What?
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Lisa: Okay you know what your in time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Get up there!
Larry: *climbing up on the fridge*
This house is A Fucking NIGHTMARE
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Addison: *makes tea*
Also Addison: *Stirs the tea*
Still Addison: *Sips tea*
Remaining Addison: *Swallows tea*
Aahh
Forever Addison: Here's *bangs fingers on door* the mother Fucking *bangs fingers on door*
T e a
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Sal: *Visits factory*
*Its actually an E-Girl Factory*
Sal: *Leaves factory*
Also Sal: Bitch I'm fabulous
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R e e
YOU ARE READING
★Sally Face x Reader Oneshots★
FanficAy You know what it is smut, fluff, loaf, all that gud stuff and it all of the characters and you E n j o y {{REQUEST CLOSED FOR GOOD}} ALL SALLY FACE CHARACTERS BELONG TO PORTABLEMOOSE/STEVE GABRY
