Road Trips with the 2ps

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This is all going downhill for them.

It's a huge mess going on a road trip with them.

Allen is being the terrible disaster child who's screaming the entire way and telling Matt to square up and every time he sees a car he says here come dat boi. Just... constantly saying memes.

Matt, is actually close to squaring up and throwing Al out the fucking door because Allen's a broken condom-I mean child. He also had to sit by Luciano who was complaining a whole lot like a beach.

Luciano, was saying that being in this trip is a death sentence and how he wished they would crash and die. Because he's that morbid about life.

Sparkle Boi™ Lovi is styling his hair and using all of his sprays causing everyone's lungs to have cancer because it's terrible having to inhale it in.

French Fry is being his normal apathetic self except he's listening to an audiobook on Amazon because why not?

Oliver is the suburban mom telling everybody to simmer down or he will turn the vehicle around faster than you can petunia. He had snacks for all of them, he put nicknames on all the little baggies, "Nikky, Ally, Mattie, Frannie, Luci, Lovi, Lutzy, Zao Zao, Honda Vehicles, and Dead Country, Andi, Rol Rol..." They cringe at each name called.

Nikky is the one handling the map because no one else is responsible enough because they're all children in grown bodies.

Lutzy is fuckin' around with Al because he's also a disaster child but he's a uwu child so it's fine for him.

Zao's just high. Simple as that but keeps yelling "SLED GANG!"

Honda's for sale, is reading some books about the place they're going to learn what to do and what not to do so they don't get caught by the police.

Dead Country and Andi are just signing and drinking coffee because they're the holy ones who can function properly.

Ro Ro is trying to summon Satan so he can end this trip because it's that bad.

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