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Edd x Tord Lemon (Fail)

A/N: So me and Salty_Shipper we're probably drunk and horny when writing this in the middle of class but, it exists so here it is!

Edd: Hi

Tord: Hey~

Edd: Would you like a lemon?

Tord: Yes Pls!

Edd: I can send you one tonight

Tord: Pls!? Lol

Edd: I will send one that I have because Wattpad won't allow you to copy and paste.

Tord: Edd... WTF is wrong with you?

Edd: Sinworld changed me.

Tord: Yas! Queen :3

Edd: lol

Tord: PROTECC DA INNOCENT!!

Edd: NO! 🍆💦🍆💦

Tord: ... Well... I tried ;3

Edd: ...

Tord: Damn... I give up!

Edd: I reMEMBER Lemons

Tord: (-^-) boi!

Edd: 😜

Tord: STAAAAAHP EDD!!

Edd: NO! 💦

Tord: (-_-) Fuk! I quit

Edd: Don't Leave Tord (my only true friend)

Tord: (/-_-)/ Boi!

Edd: (/-_-)/ *dances*

Tord: \(-_-\) *dances as well*

Edd (/-_-)/ *twerks*

Tord \(0_0)/ Edd NO!!

Edd: IM ENJOING MYSELF *twerks harder*

Tord: \(-_-)/ ok... I'm leaving *walks away*

Edd: NO! *stops twerking* CUM BACK

Tord: \(0_0)/ ExCuSe MeH!?

Edd: umm... I MEAN COME BACK!

Tord: (_-_) ........................ Nu!

Edd: PLZ I CAN LAP DANCE ON YOU!

Tord: NU!!! IM GUD!

Edd: WAIT I MEAN AIR THRUST!

Tord: Edd..... NU! STAHP!

Edd: I MEAN SIT IN THE CORNER AND STOP!

Tord: /(-_-)\ suuuuuuuuure...

Edd: yes or no?

Tord: (-^-) Ugh... *Sits in the corner* fine... I'll stay!

Edd: YAY! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE liked what I was going to do if you had said no.

Tord: \(0_0)/ BISH WHA?!

Edd: I would have thrusted into that nice Tord ass!

Tord: \(0_0)/ ...heh... *Runs*

Edd: *runs after Tord*

Tord: THIS IS GAY! *hides*

Edd: LIKE ME?! I mean what?

Tord: Nu....

Edd: LET ME FACK YOU!

Tord: NU!! *runs again*

Edd: *finds Tord*

Tord: *shook* ...... FACK!

Edd: *pulls out dick*

Tord: *jumps out window* Fuck this shit! I'm out!

Edd: NO! CUM BACK!

Tord: NU! *runs*

Edd: *runs with dick hanging out*

The End!!!