The Shrangster

The Great Hall

Shrek's P.O.V:
"...and before I finish, as the older students already know, the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden" The old hag cackled "Hence the name Forbidden Forest, I came up  with that myself. And now I won't keep you waiting any longer. Tuck in" Dumbledore snapped his fingers. On the snap of Dumbledore's fingers nothing happened at first but then teachers and students shrieking. People were randomly disintegrating into dust. "What the fuck?" I shared  a look with Swamp. Swamp's hand started to disintegrate. Swamp locked eyes with me in a panic "I don't feel so good, Mr.Stark" and with those last few words she disintegrated completely. I felt numb out of shock. I looked up just in time to see Dumbledore turn into a purple, ball sack looking raisin wearing a golden glove with 6 gems on it. Thanos Dumbledore looked around the Great Hall and said "The balance is finally restored"
And just like that I was back in the Great Hall. My head was hurting and I was sweating. Someone was shaking me and calling my name. Swamp. "Shrek. Dude what is wrong with you. Come on it's food time, what is going on with you" I took a dazed and confused look at Swamp. What the fuck just happened. "I have been calling your name for like 10 minutes, what is going on with you?" She repeated her question. "I...I don't know."I replied, still feeling dazed and nauseous. "Well come on, food. You complained so much about you being hungry before. Dig in, bitch" Swamp started to load frencg fries onto her plate. I found that my appetite was gone. I looked at the food, trying to get myself in the mood of the food but I just felt like throwing up everytime I looked at the food. Swamp looked at me, put the dish of food down and sighed. "What? Why aren't you eating?" "I'm not hungry anymore" "Why? You said you were so hungry you were gonna throw up, why the change of appetite?" She enquired. "Something so fucking weird just happened when Dumbledore snapped his fingers" She looked at me weirdly "Nothing happened though" "Yeah but...when he snapped his fingers, everyone started to disintegrate into dust...so did you. And Dumbledore turned into this purple raisin thing and there was this gold glove with the gemstones it's just...so weird" Swamp sat in silence for a few seconds not knowing what to say. "Hmm...weird. I honestly don't know how to comment on that. It sounds like maybe you had a vision of sorts? I don't know, it's weird." "Yeah, it is" I replied. "But you know what? Fuck it. I am gonna eat and not worry about it for
now. I'll look into it later." Swamp smiled "Oh hell yes! We can solve my bone horse and your vision together. Kill two birds with one stone" I looked at her "Isn't it shoot two birds with one stone? No wait...hit two birds with one stone?" Swamp frowned "It doesn't sound right...Goddamn I forgot how it goes." "Take out two birds with one stone?" "Stop trying Shrek let's eat" "You know I am going to ponder about this until I figure it out right?" Swamp started to load more food on our plates "Yeah sure whatever" Hit two birds with one stone? Kill two birds with one stone? No...goddamn I forgot how it goes. I looked up at Dumbledore for a brief second and I saw a flash of gold. I looked back at him, my heart beating fast, but he looked normal...human. He looked at me at the exact moment, with a twinkle in his eyes. As knowing exactly what I was thinking. I tore my eyes away and focused on the food in front of me as a shiver went down my spine.

I don't think Dumbledore is all that he seems.