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Chapter 3

Your POV

The commandant was currently going around interrogating all the cadets "Hey mop top!" "Sir!" 'That sounds a lot like Armin, could he really be here? Not to be mean but he doesn't seem like the military type' you thought "What do they call you maggot!?" "Armin Arlert from Shiganshina sir!" 'That is armin! Are Eren and Mikasa here too?' you kept on thinking to yourself "Wow seriously? Why would your parents curse you with such a dumb name" 'Oh now you're pushing it buddy' "It was my grandfather sir!" "Cadet Arlert why is a runt like you here!?" "To help humanity overcome the titans!" "That is delightful to hear! You're gonna be a nice light snack for em, row three about faced runt!" 'poor Armin' you thought as the commandant moved on to someone else "What do you call yourself?" "Sir I'm Thomas Wagner I'm from the Trost district" you continued to listen on "I can't hear you!!" "I'm from Trost sir! I lived in the home o-" "Nobody gives a damn!" 'Ugh can he hurry up? This is boring the hell out of me' you continued to think not paying attention 'I wonder what the cadets get to eat? It obviously won't be anything close to what the government or MPs probably get but still, I hope it's better than-' "You!" you were snapped out of your thoughts when you realized the commandant was right infront of you "Who are you?!" "I'm (F/N) (L/N) from Shiganshina"you told him plainly "Speak up maggot! Why's a pretty princess like you here!?" you tried to keep your composure but the "pretty princess" bit made you start laughing which shocked everyone including the commandant himself, recomposing yourself you looked back at him "Look sarge, I'm just going through all this so I can get into the scouts to help make a difference in this world, anything I pick up during these 3 years is just a bonus" you said which made the commandant go ballistic "Do you know who you're talking to worm!?" "Uh, commandant Keith Shadis if I heard you correctly at the beginning" you said sounding like a total smartass which sent everyone into a further state of shock and made the commandant fume with anger "YOU ARE TO ADDRESS ME AS 'SIR' AND TREAT ME WITH THE UPMOST RESPECT DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?" "Yes sir" you said rather unenthusiastically which made him start growling "Maybe I'll just have to beat the respect into you!" "he said going in for a punch directly for your face which you easily caught surprising him, shock was written all over his face "Uh sir, you're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna even get a scratch on me" you flatly stated still holding his fist in your hand making him growl, everyone watching was completely stunned "DROP AND GIVE ME PUSHUPS UNTIL THE SUN SETS AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STOPPING UNTIL THEN!" "Beats standing around and doing nothing" you said dropping on one hand to do pushups and put the other behind your back just to show off, he moved on through the cadets, you lost count of the amount of pushups you had done though in all honesty you really couldn't care less, your regular training regimen back home consisted of 500 and sometimes even more and you often did them with one arm.

 You mindlessly kept going until you heard a crunch of what sounded like someone eating food which made everyone turn their heads in a look of shock 'Ooooo, this could be interesting' you thought listening closer to what was going on, "You are officially on my shit list!!!! Just who the hell are you!?!?" you heard whoever was eating swallow hard and hit their hand on their chest "Sasha Braus from Dauper village at your duty, reporting for service sir!" "And what is that you're clutching in your right hand?" "A steamed potato, it sat there in the messhall begging to be eaten sir!" 'Oh this girl is dead' you continued to think to yourself still intently listening to the conversation while doing pushups "The theft I understand, but here, why eat it here of all places?" "It looked quite delicious, and it was getting cold, so I gave it shelter in my stomach sir" "Why? I can't comprehend, why would you eat that potato?" "Errr, are you asking me why people ate potatos? I'm surprised you don't know sir" this made you erupt with laughter and fall on your stomach, Keith just growled and decided to ignore you, knowing no matter what, nothing would be achieved going back to you. The girl then proceeded to give him "half" of the potato which he made her do laps around the camp until sunset for, after that everyone was assigned to their dorms until it was time for dinner