Splash Green

5

  "Kirishima!" I jump at Kaminari's voice, he trots up to me and tosses his arms around my chest. "I totally thought you were done for man, thought you were filet."
Yeah, I forgot to text my friends, in my defense, I was almost late to my Law class.
  "Nope, Bakugo was pretty chill about it."
  "What about meeting Mina at the lake?"
  "Oh, I got tired from finishing the blunt, I went to the dorms and crashed." Kaminari raises an eyebrow,
  "Dude, you have the highest tolerance out of all of us, wait, is that a hickey?"
I blush,
  "I have no Idea why I got so tired, it just happened, and no why would I get a hickey?"
  "You sure you weren't bribing Bakugo with-" he leans in "-flesh?"
  "What?! No!" My voice raised an octave, "He's scary, no." Yeah, it wasn't a bribe.
'Shut up Kirishima,' I will silently.
  "Hey I was joking, chill, you need weed man,"
  "Yeah, I do, to the bleachers." I grab Kaminari's hand,
  "Oi!"
 
        "What!" I nod crazily, "No freaking way," I inhale smoke shaking like a leaf.
  "Yeah, it was so-" I hold my hands up,
  "Dude, that's gay as fuck." I let out a noise in agreement. "So, he won't let you use his shampoo, but," Kaminari starts slowly, "He didn't let you do anything?" I take another hit then pass, shaking my head. Kaminari's jaw dropped,
  "Man, I don't think bros do that,"
  "Apparently yours do." Kaminari states, "And you don't even have to woo them." He chuckles,
  "Shut it." I groan,
  "Bet you didn't say that to him."
  "You're talking, he was doing something important."
  "Yeah, important, I'm sure he thought that when he shoved your dic-"
  "Denki!" I hiss, "I only told you because you promised you'd never speak a word about it, EVER."
  "And because your other friends aren't here yet."
  "Sero can keep secrets, you kinda can, and Mina, Mina will tell the school for fun."
Kaminari shudders, he'd confided into Mina's loud mouth before, and Jiro nearly killed the poor boy.
  "So, I can't tell anyone?"
  "You do and I'll tell Mina about your confusing wet dreams. " Kaminari pales,
  "Zip it, lock it, toss it off a cliff." He says quickly, handing the blunt to me, half was already gone.
  "Skipping practice two days in a row Shitty Hair?"
I look up, oh God there he was,
  "Cutting practice early to get on his ass again asshole?" Kaminari responds, the next second he's in the air,
  "What?" Bakugo growls,
  "You're an asshole."
  "You wanna die sparky?"
  "I'm not afraid of anyone who blows Kirishima."
  That was short lived, Bakugo looks possesed as he turns his head to me.
  "You told Sparky?"
  "I didn't tell Mina," I reason,
  "Who the hell is Mina?"
  "She's in our law class," Kaminari yelps "She sits in the second row,"
  "Pinky?" Bakugo pales, "No, don't do that, don't tell Pink Bitch."
  "I will if you don't put me down." Bakugo drops the boy in his hands. Kaminari hits the ground,
  "Hey, be nice," I protest,
  "Nice?" He grins
  "No foreplay under the bleachers, or, at least not while I'm here."
  "Ain't no foreplay Sparky, I was just testing Kirishima's quirk." A lump forms in my throat, I hit the blunt again.
  "That's cruel," Kaminari states, I look down at my knees. "See, you made Sunshine boy sad." I wave Kaminari off,
  "Nah, that's the truth, forgot to mention it."
  "Kirishima, you are the only one of us who remembers everything, if you knew that you'd tell me. Further prooving Bakugo is a dick."
  "Kaminari!" I snap, "Can you keep your mouth shut for ten seconds, or do have a hard time understanding me?" Kaminari's big pretty eyes widen, I immediately feel guilty, "Kami," I start, he shakes his head and snatches the blunt from me. I rub my face, hard, pressing the heels of my hands into my forehead.
  "Kirishima,"
  "What Bakugo?" He shuffles on his feet switching his weight between legs, he barely meets my gaze,
  "I'm- sri," he mumbles,
  "You're Siri?" My hand flops into my lap, while the other massages my forehead.
  "No, I'm, I'm really sorry Kirishima. I am being a dick, I should have-"
  "Yeah, it's nice to tell someone no strings attatched, before you-"
  "Yeah I kno-"
  "Stop saying that," I spring from my chair, "I was nice, a friend to you, you can confide in me, if you know, then why the fuck did you do it? You're sorry I'm mad, not for what you did." We're even with each other, close enough that his breath is hot on my face, "but why am I mad huh? I'm the one who got off." My hand runs through my hair, and I sit back down. "Look, Bakugo it's only Kaminari, lets just forget about all of this," I sigh,
  "Sounds like an option I don't deserve, but I'll take it." Bakugo responds,
  "You say that like Sunshine boy is giving you a choice." Kaminari intrudes before my mouth opens,
  "Are you?" Bakugo questions, I see that glint barely in his eyes,
  "No," I say simply, his eyes brighten.
  "Fine, this sounds interesting."
  "You have to be civil with my friends too."
  "That's everyone who isn't a homophobe, and only like three of those exist."
  "Did I studder?"
  "No, you didn't." I see a ghost of a smile on his face. I nod,
  "Now, Kaminari I meant to be a dick, honestly, but you were pissing me off, now I was stressed and angry, but I shouldn't have taken it out on you. You didn't deserve it, and I should have anticipated you being a loudmouth, however I apologize for me failing you." Kaminari grins,
  "I honestly am too high to give a rat's ass, I already forgave you man." He chuckles, "Sero!" Kaminari's shout makes me jump, I look up to Sero and Mina cautiously approaching.
  "Kiri, we gotta talk." Mina immediately speaks up, my stomach dropped.
  "Yeah? Sup bros?" I look between them,
  "I'll go then," Bakugo mutters,
  "No, you should stay," Sero says, he grabs a seat as Mina pulls forth her purple phone,
  "Kirishima, I saw something strange last night." I swallow, she holds out her phone,
  "After you ditched us at the lake, we went to Mina's"
  "And I only live a few blocks away from Bakugo." I heart nearly stops as she shows me her phone. It's me, holding a still, very much half-fish Bakugo.
  "Care to explain?"
  "None of your damn business." Bakugo growls,
  "It's on my phone, it is my business dick lick, plus, who was talking to you? Screw off and let the grownups talk Sport." Mina retorts, she looks back to me, "Kirishima?"
Man, I'm dripping sweat, I have no Idea what to say, the evidence is there, right there on Mina's phone.
  "Bakugo sucked Kirishima off." Kaminari interjects, Mina's eyes widen,
  "Was it because he doesn't have a dick because he's a fish boy?" What the hell Mina.
  "What? No, definitely not." My hands wave as I speak,
  "Wanna see for yourself Pinky?" I ignore Bakugo,
  "Listen," I groan, pinching the bridge of my nose, "You can't tell anyone this, okay?" I sigh, my three best friends nod, "Bakugo and I have been secretly," I pause, my thoughts racing, "seeing, each other," i finally toss out, I understand Bakugo's surprised grunt. "Last night was the first night we did anything, so I had to tell someone, what I didn't realize was-" I pause, "-it wasn't my place to tell Kaminari, it wasn't just my secret, and I pissed Bakugo off. He, and I will do anything, to keep this a secret, if anyone else finds out we could both be kicked off the team for special treatment." I look at my friends,
  "But, what about fish dick?" I stiffen, then close my eyes,
  "It's my kink," I blurt, "I'm really into mermen, and Bakugo likes to be dominated," I hear him scoff. My friends however were hanging on my every word,
  "Don't worry, your secrets safe," the girl says it almost quickly enough to be lying,
  "Yeah, anything for you man." Sero grins
  "Off a cliff," Kaminari nods decisively.
  "Thank you all," I concede, "Now where is the blunt?"
  "Gone," Kaminari spits, Sero laughs, the other boy joins him.
  "Dude, I still have so much weed, let's go smoke and crash." I shrug,
  "Alright,"
  "Kirishima, c'mere" I tense at Bakugo's voice, but stand and follow him to the track. "Walk with me," simply said, but it still sends shivers down my spine. We walk the track, "What are you doing?"
  "Saving your ass," I respond,
  "I can save my own ass, you know by tomorrow half the school will think we're sneaking around sucking face, right?"
  "Well, would you rather them know about your little problem?" I ask
  "Of course not, but neither of us have time for a real relationship, let alone a fake one."
  "Well, why don't we just do stuff we'd normally do, alone, together?"
  Bakugo stiffens, "Do you realize what you just said?"
  "Yes, and you know what I mean." I shove his shoulder back, "Just, fake it till they forget about the merman thing."
  "I'm a method actor."
  "Practice with your pillow like usual then." Bakugo grins,
  "Well, now I know why you like red so much you demon."
  "Sunshine boy," I correct
  "They clearly haven't seen the same side of you I have."
  "Is that a bad thing?"
  "No, I prefer it this way." Bakugo stops, "We'd better go back,"
  "Run out of things to talk about already?" He shrugs,
  "No, but your trio of assholes is watching our every move." I look over my shoulder,
  Mina was rolling another blunt, her eyes kept darting to us, Sero leaned on the bleachers with his elbow on Kaminari's head, and Kaminari held a steady middle finger up at Bakugo.
  "Well, I can at least say they care." Bakugo stops,
  "Kirishima, how are we going to do this?"
  "What, have you never dated before?"
  "Not correctly apparently," I chuckle,
  "Don't worry," I wrap my arm around his, "I'll teach ya." I wink at him.
"You know this is supposed to be a secret thing right?" I set my chin on his shoulder,
  "No ones around,"
  "Trio,"
  "But they already 'know.'" I insert air quotes,
  "Yeah, best keep them from 'knowing' anything else, got it?"
  "What's in it for me?"
  "You'll live,"
  "Sounds like we can discuss that later." I turn dragging Bakugo with me, "but for now, let us smoke."