Splash Green

12

I wake to Bakugo groaning. My face immediately turns a deep red, I try to close my eyes and go back to sleep, but Bakugo's mumbling only gets louder.
Initiating phase two
I stuff my face into the pillow,
  "Kiri," he mumbles,
  "What?" I breathe,
  "Stop bein so fucking coy." I'm stone still, he presses harder against my back,
Hey, it's me, us here, I think our bro is still asleep.
  Yeah, no shit me. I just need to calm down, he's probably having a weird dream again.
He has those pretty often,
Along with the nightmares.
  I open my eyes, the nightmares, I've only ever had to deal with two, they left Bakugo shaking, sobbing, and in need of comfort food.
  I never asked why, or what caused them. I didn't need to know.
  My thoughts are cut off by Bakugo's teeth sinking into my neck, a shudder rips down my spine. I rip away and flop onto the ground,
Ahahaha, wow what the fuck
  Who the fuck bites in their sleep?
  Thank god that he does, I could almost have a tear drip down my face in this pure moment.
  "Oi, what the hell ya doin down there?" I look up at Bakugo, he rubs his eyes,
  "You bit me," both eyes open,
  "I what?"
  "You, bit me, hard,"
  "Where?"
  "On the back of my neck, here." I lean forward to show him,
  "Shit," he breathes, placing his hand on the back of my neck he pulls me forward, "ain't that swell."
  "What, what's going on?" I feel him breathing on the back of my neck,
  "Well shit, I definitely bit hard enough," I'm about to question him again when I feel something wet sliding down. I rip away from him, hand flying to the back of my neck,
  "What the hell?! You just licked me!" He stares at me, dully,
  "Yeah, so what C'mere."
  "Why?" I huff,
  "Kirishima come here." He points to the ground in front of him, god, the tone, demanding, it was almost, hot.
We have been alone too long
"Okay, okay," I stand and take a seat next to him. Immediately he's at my neck again, sniffing, another lick makes me shake, I grip onto the mattress. "So, what's going on?" Bakugo places the softest kiss on my jawline before breathing into my ear,
  "You're mine." He's on me in an instant, meshing his mouth against mine. I'm shoved back onto the bed, "You wanna feel the heat Eiji?" He growls, I nod vigorously, he takes both of my hands in his and slams them above my head. Suddenly I'm awake, with Bakugo screaming above me.
  "What the fuck did I tell you about your whale fucker last night!"
  "What the fuck is going on?!" I scream,
  "You horny bastard!" He flicks out a blade, which I only now realize he had. Which leads to me screaming louder.
Oh god saved by the phone, the default ringing cuts through whatever the hell was going on. Bakugo allows me to snatch it up and answer.
  "Hello?" My voice is shaking,
  "Yo Kiri you ok?" Mina's voice patches through,
  "Me? Yehah, I'm good."
  "Oh, well Kaminari and Sero said they heard screaming."
  "Wait when did they get here?"
  "Eleven,"
  "What time is it now?"
  "Two thirty two."
  "What the hell Mina?"
  "What, Deku and Todoroki said to let you sleep. They went to talk to Allmight alone."
  "Why?"
  "I think they wanted you two there to watch Eri, but, she's not there."
  "WHERES ERI?!"
  "Dude, chill, we're grabbing some munchies at Walmart then I'm taking her to get a haircut with my mom."
  "Why?"
  "Because she's like my moms new child now, they're trying on dresses as we speak."
  "Okay, if anything happens let us know."
  "Will do, be back in a few hours." She hangs up.
  "What's going on?"
  "Todoroki and Midorya are talking to Allmight, Mina and Eri are getting makeovers, and Sero and Kaminari are in the other room."
  He shrugs before slamming me back onto the bed,
  "ITS STILL CASTRATION O CLOCK."
  "HOW THE FUCK!" I scream shoving him off me. I make a break for Mina's room, and slam into the door, it opens, and I fall to the floor, Bakugo's on me in a second, then he pauses, I look up, Kaminari's shirt is halfway off and He's straddling Sero on the couch, Sero has his mouth planted around the blondes nipple, both are in soccer uniforms.
"What the fuck?" Bakugo begins, Kaminari screams covering his chest with his shirt, Sero just covers his face with a pillow.  "What's going on here?"
  "Nothing!" Kaminari yelps tossing a blanket over himself and Sero.
  "Are you and TapeDeck fucking?" Wailing comes from the blanket.
  "At least somebody's getting some." I retort back to him,
  "What the hell Kirishima." I promptly try to sink into the ground.
"What the fuck is even going on?" Sero questions.
Bakugo snatches me by the collar, he also grabs a joint from the table, drags me out of the room, "Continue," he says before shutting the door. I try to crawl away, "Kirishima, what the hell are you doing?"
  "Nothing?"
  "Trying to scape out of your punishment?"
  "No?" He chuckles,
  "Get up you goon."  He gives me a soft kick in the side.
  "Are you done trying to castrate me?"
  "Maybe." I sit up,
  "What even happened?"
  "You woke me up, mumbling about me biting you, while you were gripping my thighs for dear life."
Is it hot in here?
  "I see," he flops onto the bed, then pats it.
  "I've come up with the perfect Idea, for our little arrangement by the way." I snatch a bottle of water from the case on the floor.
  "Oh yeah what would that be?" I take a swig,
  "Fuck buddies." Water drips down my face.
  "I'msorrywhat?" I pat my chest,
  "I mean, we're both single, you're horny all the time, and we might as well be getting something out of this ordeal." I scramble up to him,
  "Slap me,"
  "What?"
  "Slap. Me." I point to my face, "do it," his face reddens, then he palms the shit out of my face.
It hurts, damn it does but,
Holy fucking shit he really just said that.
  "Are you sure about this?" I question.
  "Well, I mean, you find me attractive, and I need to get off sometimes." He mumbles,
  "Hey how do you know I find you attra-"
Don't finish that damn sentence.
  "Okay touché, I guess I'm game then." He does a double take.
  "What?"
  "I'm game,"
  "Really?"
  "You greatly underestimate the time I've been alone, sex sounds great." Cheeser has the balls to go red.
  "Alright then,"  I smile at him, he leans down, fingers brushing against my chin, and I move my head away, "WHAT NOW?"
  "Dude we can't do that shit here."
  "Why not?"
  "Kaminari and Sero are in the other room,"
  "They're fucking,"
  "Do you really think they are after we barged in on them?" Bakugo huffed, I roll my eyes, suddenly the joint reappears, and he lights it. I finally make it onto the bed, two passes in we hear footsteps,
  "Jirou?" The girl waves to me before walking into Mina's room, She shuts the door behind her. "Let's go upstairs,"
  "Wait, you don't think?"
  "I don't think, I know, I don't wanna hear that."

We wander upstairs, gradually finishing off the joint, I reach into a tank near the front door and pull out Mina's python,
  "What the fuck is that?"
  "This is Nemesis, Mina never showed you?"
  "Nah, no she did not." I extend Nemesis towards him, he shakily takes her in his hands. She curls around his arm and makes a new home in his shirt sleeve. I look back in the tank, there's a note. I pull it out, "What's that?"
  I shrug, "Dear Kirishima, it's Todoroki, Mina said you were more likely to see a more in here than check your texts-," Bakugo looks at me pointedly, "-so I left a note, and a text just in case. Anyway, I'm sorry that your car got reduced to dust, I got bored and couldn't sleep this morning so I bought you a new one, courtesy of my father, and Todoroki Inc." I look at Bakugo,
  "Dude, he probably bought you a junker."
  "You underestimate how much he hates his father." I look back at the note, "p.s. the keys are on the doorknob." I look at said doorknob, a lanyard, with said keys. I look back at Bakugo, he's already putting the snake back, her house gets knocked over,
  "Is that a blunt?"
  "Where?"
  "Taped to the top of her house?"
  I look, "oh yeah, the emergency blunt."
  "Is there a story behind that?"
  "Yeah, but we have a story to make right now." He grabs the blunt and tips her house back over, he extends it to me. I snatch it then the keys and open the door.

"No fucking way,"
  "Oh,"
  "No fucking way does he hate his father that much,"
  "Oh my god?"
  "Wait, it could just be another car, press the unlock on that fob." I do, the Ferrari responds.
I squeal, hopping from foot to foot. I look at Bakugo, he looks at me.

Next thing I know, we're two towns over pumping in more gas while I hitch around to the side bathrooms and buy pot off a homeless man.
  "Go for Kirishima," I answer my phone,
  "I see you got the gift." Todoroki chuckles
  "Dude, it's the most epic thing to ever epic." I respond,
  "Good, so it runs well, I hope red was okay, I tried to get black accents but they said it'd take longer to get."
  "Oh dude it's fine, thanks a lot for even replacing my car."
  "Yeah it's no problem,"
  "I have a question though,"
  "Yes?"
  "How much do you hate your father?"
  "If you were to purposefully wreck that car, I'd buy you a better one."
  "Oh, well I love this car, so it's safe."
  "Bummer."
  "You're scaring me."
  "Well, anyway, All Might's going to meet Eri tomorrow."
  "He can't meet us today?"
  "It's Eleven,"
  "Wait what?"
  "It's eleven at night." Good lord I need to pay attention to the time.
  "Shit, are we all bunking at Mina's?"
  "Yeah, Midorya and I are already here, Mina's trying to get Sero, Kaminari, and Jirou out of here."
  "They're still there?" I take a seat in the car,
  "Yeah, you would never guess what they were doing when we showed up."
  "I can only imagine."
  "Anyway, take your time getting here, I'm going to test out the bed."
  "With who?"
  "A very curvy piece of broccoli."
  "Alright, read ya loud and clear, bye."
I toss my phone in the backseat,
  "Who was that?" Bakugo questions,
  "Todoroki, he says he and Midorya are breaking in the bed downstairs."
  "Fucking gross."
  "We good to go?"
  "Yeah, let's go."
  "I saw an advertisement for a drive in."
  "Ya wanna go?"
  "I mean, yeah, there's gonna be plenty of food there."
  "Romantic setting," I wink and start the car.
  "We Parkin in the back then?"
  "We could," I shrug, we pull onto main street engine purring. Bakugo grins, his hand grips my thigh. I smile, this was just about perfect, it'd be more perfect if the boy was mine, but, all good things happen with time. I look at Bakugo, really look at him, "I want you to have me."
His head whips towards me,
We said that out loud.
Oh I know.

Hello lovers of splash green, I apologize for the inconsistency of the updates, so I tried to give you three as fast as possible. If you want please give me a follow so you can Critique as you like and offer up any ideas for the story.
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