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Luther added Allison
Luther added Five
Luther added Klaus
Luther added Diego
Luther added Vanya

Five: NO!

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Diego: why is this happening?

Luther: because of the moon

Diego: I'm this close to blocking you

Five: we can't actually see how close "this" is

Diego: shut up

Klaus: STOP BEING SO LOUD

Diego: were texting....

Diego: you can't hear our voices

Luther: Klaus stop searching for attention, jeez are you more addicted to drugs or attention

Allison: watch your mouth, that's your brother!

Diego: That was a bit too far

Klaus: ^^

Vanya: OMG I'M INCLUDED IN SOMETHING

Diego: ...

Klaus: did you guys know that almonds are actually part of the peach family

Vanya: ...

Luther: ...

Allison: Anyways, Luther I need you to meet me tomorrow night

Diego: You just made it more awkward

Allison: How?

Luther: Nope not having this conversation, shut up Diego

Klaus: Am I invisible?

Vanya: Ugh tell me about it

Five: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP WE ARE LITERALLY IN THE SAME HOUSE SO IF YOU WANT TO TALK GO TO THE SAME ROOM

Five: ....idiots

Klaus: oof someone has their panties in a bunch

Five: that's it

Luther: So back to what I was trying to say about the moon

Diego: Nope, not interested I DON'T CARE

Klaus: AHHHHHHHH FIVE GAVE ME A WEDGIE!!

Five: now who's panties are in a bunch?

Klaus: Umm....is it one of the Kardashians?

Five: That question was rhetorical...and what?!?!?!

Diego: I worry about this family

Five: I don't

Allison: ...

Vanya: relatable

Luther: ...

Klaus: Hey do you guys think I should dye my armpit hair pink?

Allison: Umm I'd recommend against it but you do you

Five: I have no words for you people

Klaus: OH MY GOSH THERE'S A PREGNANCY TEST IN ALLISONS ROOM!!

Luther: WHAT?!?!?

Five: NOW I'M INTERESTED...wait...no I'm not

Allison: WHERE?

Klaus: In your top drawer

Allison: THAT'S A FRICKEN THERMOMETER, I WAS FEELING SICK

Klaus: so what do you want me to do about it?

Allison: leave it where it is and get out of my room

Klaus: I'm already out, Diego are you going anywhere?

Diego: In a few minutes yes

Klaus: cool I'm coming with you

Diego: NO- NO-

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Diego: NO KLAUS NO NO

Luther: So....The moon...

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Diego: I WILL BREAK YOUR PHONE

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