Group Chat... again

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Allison added Five
Allison added Klaus
Allison added Diego
Allison added Luther
Allison added Vanya

Diego: Dang Allison I thought you were better than this...another group chat

Luther: hopefully this goes better than the last one

Allison: I'VE LOST MY CREDIT CARD AND MY WALLET! ALL MY MONEY IS GONE!

Luther: oh so this is because you lost your money...not because you want to talk to us?

Allison: YES! EVERYTHING IS GONE!

Diego: I know where it went...

Diego: KLAUS!

Klaus: hello

Diego: Give Allison her money back

Klaus: I don't have it

Diego: don't play dumb

Klaus: I'm not...I spent it all

Allison: WHAT?!?!?!

Klaus: I'm joking ahahahahahah y'all are so sensitive

Allison: So can I get my credit card back?

Klaus: Umm, would tomorrow work?

Allison: NO

Klaus: fine sorry

Diego: This has been interesting... can I go now?

Luther: No! wait I think I know why dad sent me up to the moon.

Diego: umm...

Klaus: How do you guys think Five had sex with Delores?

Five blocked Klaus
Five removed Klaus from the chat

Luther: Unblock him, he needs to hear about the moon

Five: ...he's useless

Luther: Just do it, don't be like Klaus

Five: How am I like Klaus?

Luther: JUST UNBLOCK HIM NOW!

Five: I don't take orders from you!

Allison: Five just unblock him...

Five unblocked Klaus
Five added Klaus

Five: Delores told me to unblock him...

Diego: you are so whipped

Vanya: HAHAHAHA

Luther: ...

Allison: ...

Five: ...

Klaus: ...

Diego: ...

Vanya: OH COME ON

Klaus: Hey Vanya how much do you recon your violin would be worth?

Allison: Didn't you just have my credit card?

Klaus: oh yeah thanks for reminding me

Allison: Wait Klaus don't use it!!

Diego: ...too late.

Allison: Wait Diego are you with him?!?!

Diego: ...no?

Luther: OH MY GOSH

Diego: OI SHUT YOUR FACE

Klaus: yeah

Diego: just let me do the talking

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