The 4th group chat

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Luther added Diego 
Luther added Klaus
Luther added Vanya
Luther added Five
Luther added Allison

Diego: I WILL BREAK YOU!

Five: I'LL HELP

Luther: Calm down, I have some new information about the moon.

Allison: ok lets hear it

Five: but like ok let's not?

Klaus: hi

Diego: I don't care about the moon

Luther: YOU SHOULD

Klaus: hi...

Allison: Diego! Let him say what he needs to

Vanya: I really don't think this is connected to the moon, sorry Luther

Klaus: H E L L O!

Luther: The moon is important, you don't even know half the stuff it does

Diego: IT'S A ROCK... HOW MUCH CAN IT DO?

Klaus: Diego I lost your blades...

Diego: WHAT?!?!?!

Klaus: YAY someone payed attention to me

Diego: I WILL KILL YOU RIGHT AFTER I KILL LUTHER

Klaus: I didn't actually lose your blades

Diego: I'm still killing you

Klaus: why?

Diego: because I kinda feel like it

Klaus: cool, am I the only that sees fairies?

Five: ...yes

Diego: not even going to ask

Luther: Neither

Vanya: woah they agreed on something

Allison: haha

Diego: nah, Luther's still the biggest loser I've ever met.

Luther: HEY!

Diego: oh, sorry I thought that you couldn't read

Luther: do you ever take a break?

Diego: N O

Luther:I dare you to go one day without insulting me

Diego: What do I get out of it?

Luther: You need motivation because you can't do it, are you that weak?

Diego: NO... IT'S ON!

Klaus: y'all I think I'm pregnant

Five: who's the daddy...

Klaus: you don't want to know

Five: ?

Klaus: it'll hurt, promise not to get offended

Five: sure, whatever, go ahead

Klaus: it's Delores

Five: HOW COULD YOU?!?!

Allison: I understand these kind of things from Klaus... but you Five?

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