Group chat #5

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Diego: Yo Klaus! Do me a favour and walk in "pretending" to be high cause Luther is so annoying right now. HE'S TRYING TO TALK TO ME!

Luther: excuse me?

Klaus: Umm... wow I'm so tall it's so high

Five: *facepalms*

Diego: what's happening?!?! I texted Klaus

Allison: no you texted the group chat

Vanya: hi guys

Diego: just because you get notifications from us doesn't mean that we want them from you

Vanya: oh, I guess I always have my imaginary friend

Diego: that's sad

Vanya: it was a joke

Diego: your jokes are sad

Luther: What is happening! Am I annoying?!?!

Five: that's what your worried about?

Luther: maybe it was the moon?

Vanya: see that's annoying

Luther: So are you

Allison: OI

Klaus: HEY!

Luther: oh so it's ok when Diego is being mean?

Five: ...yes?

Luther: oh I see, you all think that your better than me! WELL DON'T FORGET IT WAS ME THAT DAD SENT UP TO THE MOON!

Klaus: cool

Diego: EveRy tHiNg REvOlvEs ArOunD ThE MoOn

Luther: well in theory...

Klaus: Diego what's your Netflix password?

Diego: NO

Klaus: no doesn't work, I already tried that last time I asked you remember?

Allison: try Diego123

Klaus: still no

Diego: you'll never get it

Allison: try Luthersucks

Klaus: oh yay I'm in

Luther: creative

Klaus: OMG DIEGO WATCHES RIVERDALE HAHA

Diego: No I don't THAT WAS MY LITTLE SISTER

Allison: but you don't have a little sister

Klaus: wait never mind, I think it was another one of my visions

Allison: umm

Luther: I get visions

Five: but no one cares

Luther: it's about the moon

Five: wow, now I care

Luther: really?

Five: NO NOW SHUT YO FACE

Luther: well Five at least I'm open and not so secretive!

Five: oh yeah cause we all haven't heard about the moon enough

Luther: I'm glad you feel that way

Five: It was sarcasm! Have you heard of that?!?

Diego: I don't think he has.

Luther: I have!

Diego: Shut up Luther you're basically dad's lapdog

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