Diego: WHY IS NO ONE PICKING UP THEIR PHONES
Luther: you didn't call me
Diego: WHY IS NO ONE APART FROM LUTHER PICKING UP THEIR PHONES
Luther: Love you too
Luther: Why are you calling them?
Diego: I'm in the hospital, apparently I lost a lot of blood
Klaus: where is it?
Klaus: we can find the blood together
Diego: Klaus no
Luther: BRO WTF WHY WOULDN'T YOU CALL ME
Diego: ...
Diego: I don't have your number
Luther: ... yes you do
Diego: wait nvm your under 'DO NOT ANSWER'
Luther: rude
Diego: Stop talking you make watching grass grow seem interesting
Luther: I'm really not appreciating your attitude
Diego: ok
Allison: Are you ok?!
Diego: I should be
Luther: anyway how is everyone
Diego: amazing
Allison: ...
Luther: I thought you were in the hospital
Diego: It was sarcasm idiot
Luther: I know what sarcasm is shut up
Diego: you're such a dick
Luther: what?!!??!!
Diego: what? I thought you knew you were a dick
Allison: is anyone else sick of this childish rivalry?
Five: I really just want you all to shut up
Klaus: there's a rivalry?
Five: how do I leave this chat
Five: I WILL GIVE ANYONE $5 TO STOP TALKING
Klaus:
Diego: klaus... seriously?
Klaus left the chat
Diego: wait is he for real?
Allison: I think so
Five: nvm I'm out
Luther: who wants to come play monopoly
Allison: sure
Luther: ... moon edition
Allison: never mind
Diego added Klaus
Diego: here we go again :(
Diego: the moon is just the moon
Diego: give
Diego: it
Diego: up
Klaus: what did I do?!
Diego: not you
Allison: love you Luther but he's right you should just take a break from all this moon stuff ok?
Luther: why is it that every time I'm on here Diego attacks me and everyone takes his side
Klaus: I don't take sides
Luther: you are literally Diego's bitch
Vanya: ...that's why
Luther: wait Vanya?
Vanya: hi
Allison: hey are you ready to go?
Luther: where are you going
Allison: I'm taking her shopping :)
Diego: she needs an excuse to get away from your moon obsessed ass*
Klaus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Luther: what?
Klaus: moon = ass... am I the only one that made that correlation
Allison: don't be rude Diego were just going out since apparently Vanya doesn't like shopping
Vanya: I don't
Allison: so I'm showing her it can be fun
Five: ok I will actually pay anyone $10 to shut the fuck up
Klaus: where's my $5?
Five left the chat
Klaus: WAIT YOU STILL OWE ME THAT $20
Diego: ok well I'm leaving this gross ass hospital
Diego: bye
Klaus: wait for me I'll meet you there
Diego: ffs
Diego: hurry up
Klaus left the chat
Diego left the chat
Allison left the chat
Vanya left the chat
Luther: pogo?
Pogo left the chat
Luther: yep that seems about right
Luther left the chat
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Hey so I just noticed that this story hit 41k views! That's crazy thank you all so much ❤️
Just a quick update, I'll probably be writing more actual one shots when season 2 airs or when it gets closer to airing.
I haven't actually read over this so there's probably heaps of mistakes.
Summer x
