Luther: what's up guys? we never talk anymore.
Diego: I'm not dealing with him
Luther: him? I have a name
Diego: I know but I can't say the name that I want to call you since there are children present
Luther: children?
Diego: ...Five
Five: I WILL HURT YOU
Five: I AM OLDER THAN YOU FFS
Klaus: I just fell down the stairs and I can't be bothered getting up... DIEGOOOOOOOOOOO!
Diego: WHAT?!
Klaus: will you help me up?
Diego: no
Klaus: ok I'll be waiting
Diego: ... I literally just said no
Allison: why are you all blowing up my phone
Diego: because you're part of a group chat KEEP UP
Klaus: Allison help me up?
Allison: what? Are you still lying at the bottom of the stairs?
Klaus: it's actually more comfortable than you think
Vanya: Five, I'm here to pick you up
Luther: wait your hanging out with five?
Five: there are things to discuss, things that don't involve you
Luther: oh
Klaus: ALLISON 👏🏽I 👏🏽AM 👏🏽STILL 👏🏽LYING 👏🏽HERE
Allison: Klaus just get up
Klaus: You can trust me. Don't you remember who helped you after YOU fell down the stairs?
Allison: OK BUT WHO PUSHED ME?
Luther: you pushed her down the stairs?
Klaus: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Vanya: I remember that... and it was me who helped Allison after
Klaus: ye I try to block out those days
Luther: it's not like you can remember much anyway... drugs and all
Vanya: ok Luther, I'm sorry if we ever made fun of your traumatic experiences but sometimes you bring them on yourself mentioning the moon all the time, Klaus on the other hand has done nothing to attack you and doesn't mention drugs all the time so please STOP being a dick... that goes to everyone
Luther: ...
Klaus: OO SHE SNAPPED... also thank you Vanya
Luther: sorry?
Five: alright Vanya lets go I'm not bothering with any of this anymore
Five: wait nvm I never really cared
Diego: Im going out too. Later losers
Klaus: wait I'm coming
Diego: I'm not even going to bother saying no
Luther: can I come too?
Klaus: yay!
Diego: Luther we're going out... to a place... with alcohol
Klaus: yay again
Luther: I can drink too
Diego: you chose not to drink!
