Group chat #7

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Five: yo Diego how do you make Luther Shut up

Allison: don't mention the moon?

Five: Thank DieGo

Allison: ?

Diego: STOP IT WITH THE GROUP CHATS

Vanya: Who spilt icing sugar on the floor?

Diego: Icing sugar? Nobody here can cook?

Klaus: Yes that IS icing sugar

Allison: ummm

Five: oh no

Luther: What'd I miss?

Diego: I want to insult you so badly

Luther: GO AHEAD

Five: What is happening?

Allison: Diego and Luther made a bet

Five: and...

Allison: and if Diego insults Luther he has to let Luther vent to him about the moon

Diego: and if I win Luther never talks about the moon again

Vanya: I hope Diego wins.

Luther: Does anyone hope that I win?

Five: not really

Allison: I do

Diego: no you don't

Luther: watch it

Klaus: hi

Allison: Why don't you just completely ignore Luther

Klaus: HELLO

Diego: That would make everything so much easier

Five: true

Klaus: hi!

Vanya: not really because Luther is hard to ignore.

Klaus: H.E.L.L.O

Luther: Hey don't ignore me

Klaus: DO I EVEN EXIST?!

Diego: I don't know do you?

Klaus: why are you being so mean?!

Diego: I don't know! I can't be mean to Luther IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

Klaus: I feel like watermelon

Allison: How do you feel like a watermelon?

Klaus: I feel like EATING watermelon

Five: that awkward moment when Klaus makes more sense then Allison

Diego: should I direct my rage at Allison? ...no that wrong right?

Luther: ...yes

Klaus: NO ONE ASKED YOU, YOU LOSER!

Five: Klaus?

Klaus: this is Klaus...umm...drugs...make up?

Allison: Diego?

Klaus: Ok it's me again

Five: what just happened?

Klaus: oh Diego took my phone ahahah

Diego: NO I DIDN'T

Luther: HA I WIN

Luther: and now...ok so the moon...

Luther is typing

Diego left the chat
Allison left the chat
Five left the chat
Klaus left the chat
Vanya left the chat

Luther: thought so

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Thanks for reading

Summer x

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