Short stuff series

Spider-man and his pranks (PG)

~ where Spider-Man pranks various Marvel characters because I miss vines ~

Hi all, sorry once again for the late update. I recently had a loss in the family and it's been pretty hard. Anyway, this one is a tad short considering the loss so I'm sorry for that but I hope you enjoy.

Peter Parker snickers into his camcorder as he sprays cooking spray on the tiles.
He quickly turns it off and sets up the camera in a vase nearby and hides behind the bench.

The light randomly flicks on revealing Tony Stark who had decided to get a drink in the kitchen.

He slips on the cooking spray, smacking his head on the floor.
Peter snickers as he goes to see who tripped.

"Aah!" He screams in a girlish tone, slipping on the extra cooking spray as Mr Stark starts to kick the child who had pranked him.

"Peter!" He shouts.

~

Peter places the cling wrap around three of the avengers doors before flicking an alarm off, Natasha Romanoff, Thor and Steve all rush out of their rooms which was shared in a corridor.

Peter starts to piss himself as Thor trips over his, landing on the tiles, Natasha being flipped backwards into her room whilst Steve trips over and holds onto his doorway.

"Peter!" Thor shouts flicking his long blonde hair out of the way.

"Peter!" Natasha shouts throwing her shoe at the wall next to Peter's head.

"Peter!" Steve shouts still gripping onto the door.

Terrified of the avengers, Peter starts to run off.

~

"Hey whatcha got there Wade?" Peter says as he records his partner in his deadpool suit without the mask.

"I got ma self a burrito boy" he says into the camera before Peter smacks the burrito out of his hand.

"Boy you ain't gonna live!" Wade suddenly shouts chasing Peter through their apartment.

~
(A meeting with the Avengers and Wade)

"We have to put an end to his pranks" tony says slapping the metal stick on the meeting board which had a diagram set up.

"His pranks have gone from monthly to daily. I believe he is a YouTube sensation." Tony continues as Vision starts to pass around some assorted biscuits.

"No tea???" Loki says taking a biscuit. The avengers and Wade look at him. Quietly, Loki takes a bite of the biscuit.

"Anyway... I believe we prank the prankster by outing him out on YouTube."

"How can we do that? Tony, we are freaking superheroes. Not YouTube sensations"

"Why don't we post it on his account?" Clint suggests to Natasha as she goes to continue her 'not YouTube sensations' rant.

"I don't really think any of us understand that side of the internet" Natasha grumbles.

"If I may, I believe I have that connection to the new generational information" Vision says finally taking his seat at the end of the table.

"Okay okay, so we've got the hacker, we need a prank. The ultimate prank.." Tony says.

"We need more than an ultimate prank! He ruined my Tuesday burrito!" Wade says slamming his hand on the glass table.

"Okay chill dead man" Tony says causing Wade to squint at the billionaire.

"Guys, come on. How on earth are we gonna prank him?" Bruce says.

"I have it" the team looks at Sam who starts to smirk.

~

Peter sets up his next prank, when someone would open the elevator door the 'what are you doing in my swamp' from Shrek would blast through the tower.

"Okay so everyone's gone out to dinner so this should be good" Peter whispers into camera.

A few hours pass without anyone coming and Peter turns off his camera. It was past two am.

"I hate being the only seventeen year old.." he mutters going to bed.

Vision disarms the Shrek themed prank as Wanda steals the camera chucking it to Tony who flips it open, hitting record.

Vision walks through Peter's wall and unlocks the door, allowing Doctor Strange to levitate the mattress off of the bed frame in the room.

Tony and Wade hi five as they all go into the elevator, filming Peter dead asleep in one of Wade's shirts.

"Prank time!" Tony whispers into the camera. Everyone waves or shushes Tony.

Tony closes the camera, allowing them to finish the prank.

~

"Peter! Mission!" Tony shouts knocking on a door.

Peter shoots up from his mattress before adjusting to his surroundings.

"What the frick?!" He screams. The camera that Wade was recording on zooms in on Peter who was floating in the middle of a massive pond.

"Morning Pete!" Wade shouts as Steve and Bucky hi five, Wanda and Vision laughing their heads off whilst everyone else seems to be clapping at the stupidity.

"What the Hell guys!" Peter shouts as him and his mattress floats in the pond.

"Pranked!!" The whole crew shouts in unison. You can faintly see Peter throwing up the bird.

It was safe to say Peter stopped pranking the avengers and his boyfriend quickly after.

THE END.

Random I know. I just thought hey what's something so simple and stupid I'll hate myself for writing it? Oh yeah. This. Lol.

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