Doc soon approaches the blue base Church tries to shoot him but miss.
"Yeah that was just a warning shot O'Malley. You make any funny moves, the next one's gonna go right in the middle of your visor." Church tells him
"You think you can make that shot from here?" Caboose asks him
"Uh, probably not, I was actually trying to hit him that time. I swear to God I think somebody fucks with the sights on this thing when I'm not lookin'."
"Sure Church."
"I knew it! This was just some elaborate scheme to lure us into an ambush!" O'Malley shouts
"First of all, I don't know if calling you on the phone and inviting you over- I don't know if that qualifies as an elaborate scheme. And secondly, we're not ambushing you. We just wanna lay down some ground rules for your visit." Church tells him
"I'm not very big on rules, you know."
"It's true! We had this system back at the evil lair where we each clean on different days, but I always end up doing it!" Doc shouts
"Oh shut up!"
"And he always leaves the milk out!"
"You fool! Be quiet."
"And don't even get me started on the phone bill."
Hey Doc, I see you're still swimmin' around in that head somewhere too.
"Well it's not the ideal situation, but any relationship requires work if you-"
"You fool! This isn't a relationship, I'm just using your body to fulfill my evil plans."
"Well, don't get any bright ideas about jumping into anyone else today, O'Malley. We've all got our radios off, and we've all got our minds cleared. We're not thinking about anything. For some of us that was easier than others." Church says looking to Caboose
"I just finished thinking about something, and didn't start thinking about anything else."
"So here's how this is gonna work: You're gonna come in, you're gonna take a look at Tucker, you're gonna tell us what's wrong, and then you're gonna leave."
"Hmm, and what do we get?"
"Whaddaya want. And I should warn you, Tex is not here. So if you have any cute ideas for her, don't bother.
Doc and O'Malley mumable then O'Malley shouts "We want something from you, but we're not going to tell you what it is, until we need it!" He laughs
"No way, I'm not agreeing to something without knowing what it is!"
O'Malley laughs "oh yes you will. You will or your little friend Tucker will die, die a most horrible death. And you know his blood will be on your hands. Years from now, you'll drive yourself mad wondering if there was anything you could have done to save him, so you will agree to what I want. You will agree even though what I want is something mysterious. What I want is something frightening. What I want is something pure evil, " He laughs
We let Doc enter Blue Base and now Church is introducing him to Andy.
"Andy this is Doc, Doc this is Andy. Uh, Andy, Doc is uh he's here to help Tucker. And he's also our worst enemy. You know- besides the Reds. And, Tex on, certain days." Church says
"Well thank you for introducing me to your bowling ball... hello bowling ball." O'Malley jokes
"Actually, I'm a bomb," Andy informs him
"It can talk?" He asks
"Why is that the first thing everybody says to me?"
I chuckle "Well, Andy it's unnatural for Bombs to talk."
"Eh, whatever."
"A talking bomb, you say... Hmm, I could use a fellow like you in my organization."
"Yeah, I should probably point out that Andy here was specifically designed to blow up and kill you." Church
"I see... Well this is certainly awkward."
"KABOOM!" Andy shouts
"Satan's bunyon!" O'Malley jumps back
"I was just kidding. I didn't really explode." Andy laughs
Church chulcke "good one."
"Yes, highly amusing"
"I'm sorrowed by idiots," I mumbled
After little bit we get off the top of the base and are now standing near the outside of the base.
"Okay everybody, I'm gonna give Tucker his physical now. Would any of you like to assist?" Doc asks
"That's just a fancy way of saying hold the vomit bucket," O'Malley laughs
"Uh, sorry I'm busy."
"Caboose?"
"I can't."
"Well why not?"
"Oh, because uh, I am allergic to things that I don't want to do." Caboose starts fake coughing.
"Uh, Price what about you?
"I would normal Duferne but I'm going to stay here."
"Okay, just more fun for me."
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